Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32507)
Calgary, Alberta • Age 38
Joined myLot 14 years ago
Complete Global Saturation. I am the future rule of the world. Bow down to me commoners!
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Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32507)
• Calgary, Alberta
27 Jul
Ant man flopped, The Flash Flopped, 65 Flopped, Indiana Jones V flopped, Lots of Disney remakes and Many more CGI filled movies flopped this year. Barbie didn't use CGI, they just use practical effects and props. They use...
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Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32507)
• Calgary, Alberta
22 Jul
In the original fairy tale and Disney movie, Her step mom wants to unalive Snow white because she is jelous of her prettiness. People think Snow White is pretty because her skin is White as snow and her lips are red as blood.
Now...
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Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32507)
• Calgary, Alberta
16 Jul
Lesson learned: Do not sneeze while leaning down, Look upwards because you may tore a muscle or a bone. Now My back hurts like crazy.
On the first week of June I broke a tooth for cracking a lobster claw with my teeth.
2 weeks...
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Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32507)
• Calgary, Alberta
18 Jun
Back in 2010 which is 12 years ago, Paramount Pictures made a live action adaptation of Avatar:The Last Airbender. It's an adventure animated series with Anime inspiration. The characters of this show have cultures inspired from...
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Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32507)
• Calgary, Alberta
11 May
I grew up being eeky on poop and pee, I paid teenagers to walk my dog because I do not want to see poop. Now I change diapers and I had been peed on and pooped on and puked on by my baby. If this was myself 5 years ago I will be...
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Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32507)
• Calgary, Alberta
21 Mar 23
I don't really make graphs so I have no use for excel.
I dont print paper files anymore and when it comes to grammar check. Grammarly is superior. Microsoft office takes a lot of space on my hard disk and I have more use for...
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Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32507)
• Calgary, Alberta
16 Mar 23
I found out my mom's sister is now a member of flat earth society and she is currently spreading propaganda on social media. She even have a Youtube channel with 10 thousand followers. She is an admirable mom who get all of her...
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Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32507)
• Calgary, Alberta
13 Mar 23
There is a boy in the Phillippines who got named Drink Water by his mom. He probably got bullied and teased because of that name but there is now payoff from the suffering. When his name got viral, Gatorade decided to hire him as...
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Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32507)
• Calgary, Alberta
9 Mar 23
I remember when Madonna was on her 40s, people are admiring her for looking young for her age and that she never tried to cross Michael Jackson's path...
Now on her 60s she became obsessed of looking young. I don't know what...
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Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32507)
• Calgary, Alberta
8 Mar 23
The Price of a painting can cause thousands of dollars. Meanwhile if I print an A.I generated photo and put it in a frame, I have something I created from words I prompted to the A.I for free and print it for few backs and I have...
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Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32507)
• Calgary, Alberta
6 Mar 23
Decided to purchase one because going to a spa in a regular is expensive. Massage chairs are pricey but it can last for years so it will save me more money and I can have massages on a daily basis. After a hard day work and also...
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Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32507)
• Calgary, Alberta
3 Mar 23
This kid asked his Grandma to buy him Chipotle burritos, Sweet Grandma gave him/her home cooked meal instead of that overrated expensive fast food with record high number of food poisoning.
What an entitled brat. If my Grandma...
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Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32507)
• Calgary, Alberta
13 Feb 23
I recently purchased 12 jars of blueberry jam, and I'm thrilled to have such a full cupboard of food. Recently, however, my wife has taken up a undesirable hobby: spooning out a spoonful from a jar and then placing it in the...
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Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32507)
• Calgary, Alberta
27 Jun 22
I was on my early 20s when I join Mylot and now I am super old, married and gonna be a dad.Birthdays makes me feel awful. I will be 40 in 2 years. I still look young but the numbers, I cannot accept it. It makes me feel less sexy...
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Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32507)
• Calgary, Alberta
15 Jun 22
Climate Change is real! A place like Mexico should not be having Snow! Mexico is a tropical nation! Few years ago it flooded in Saudi Arabia, that place where a rain should not be happening. Now we have Snow and Hail Storms in...
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Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32507)
• Calgary, Alberta
16 May 22
Apple will be discontinuing Ipod. They will not be producing any new models because people don't need them anymore. People can simply put their song collections on their phone or stream them with Spotify or Youtube Music. Ipods...
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Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32507)
• Calgary, Alberta
12 May 22
I had warned Filipinos to not vote for daughter-te because her dad has failed the economy etc. but they are still blinded by the fake news. Now I see a bunch of 18 year olds who voted for Sara Duterte for Vice president because...
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Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32507)
• Calgary, Alberta
8 May 22
Bong Bong is a son of a dictator who uses Paid trolls to defend him. His family stole Billions of dollars from the country, yet he cannot finish college. Oxford University itself says he never finished his course. He is a Wanted...
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Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32507)
• Calgary, Alberta
16 Jan 22
Most of the grape flavor things like candies, powdered juice and Soda, doesn't taste like grapes to me. They tasted like cough medicine to me.
The only grape flavored thing that reminds me of grapes is Welch Juices. Most of the...
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Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32507)
• Calgary, Alberta
3 Jan 22
One day I was washing my self in the shower when I discovered I have raisin sized skin tag on my ass cheeks. Ifa skin tag is that big the skin tag removing creams wont work. I can go to a dermatologist to have it removed but I...
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