Can't help myself..I just have to share this..

@Feona1962 (7526)
United States
November 29, 2008 1:02am CST
There is never, I mean never a dull moment in this house. Not even when we are sleeping. If I hear one more tweety bird at 4 in the morning I am going to squeeze some little birdie necks. Jim suggested baggies and twisty ties. Could you see us rounding up all the birds and putting baggies on their heads and using twisty ties to seal the deal...it could happen.. The other day I got on the scale and just as I go to look down I had to sneeze, well before I could sneeze I had to grab my belly so I wouldn't pop my stitches. well, before I knew it I had sneezed and hit my forehead on the wall. Talk about embarrassing..... Are you running out of paper bags yet? I told Jim and he says, "you didn't have stitches, you had staples," OMG same thing..Whatever.
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Stephannie
@stephcjh (38473)
• United States
29 Nov 08
LOL. You are so silly and sound like me LOL. There is never a dull moment in my house either. It is always something around here, no matter how hard I try to make things go as smooth as possible.
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Feona1962
@Feona1962 (7526)
• United States
29 Nov 08
They just never know what I am going to say...and of course it is always funny... And then when I tell people it always seems funnier for some reason... Even when I'm trying to be serious it doesn't work...LOL
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carmelanirel
@carmelanirel (20942)
• United States
29 Nov 08
Ugh, I may have missed some of your discussions, because this computer is freezing badly today.. I also may have missed something or forgot, (forgive me), but what do you have stitches for? And yes this is another funny one, you must have a really fun time at family gatherings..
Feona1962
@Feona1962 (7526)
• United States
29 Nov 08
At the time I had a hysterectomy... There were 4 discussions..don't worry.... It is so frustrating when the computer freezes.. When we get together it is non-stop laughter and our jaws are sore at the end of it all...LOL
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Feona1962
@Feona1962 (7526)
• United States
1 Dec 08
Thank you...Oh I'm sure there will be more... You did get all of them...This was actually one email that I had sent to my sister...I just broke it down....
carmelanirel
@carmelanirel (20942)
• United States
29 Nov 08
Well I love the bird story, I can imagine that.. I do believe I responded to about 4, but have no idea if they posted and it is hard to check on this computer... Anyway, seems to be working now, hope to hear some more, they are good stories..
Heather Echola
@GardenGerty (157497)
• United States
30 Nov 08
You just gave me two visuals that have me in stitches, or staples, whatever. I am sorry you hit your head on the wall, and the tweeties get you up early. I would suggest a white noise machine for your bedroom, it is a little less work. I have a radio that plays nature sounds, and I find I sleep more deeply with the sound of crashing waves, and it drowns out everything else.
Feona1962
@Feona1962 (7526)
• United States
1 Dec 08
I do have a fan that I put on every night...I just point it towards the wall..I've tried the white noise but I can't get to sleep with that... I just tease about the birdies...
Lakota12
@Lakota12 (42600)
• United States
1 Dec 08
lolololol I can picture this one
Lakota12
@Lakota12 (42600)
• United States
2 Dec 08
very good
Feona1962
@Feona1962 (7526)
• United States
1 Dec 08
Yes, we still have a good laugh over this one...
ladym33
@ladym33 (10979)
• United States
29 Nov 08
Sounds like an interesting time. I hope the birds stop bothering you, I woudn't want you to smother them with baggies, LOL. Staples are worse to pop than stiches beleive me I know, I popped a couple of stitches with my middle child it not pretty. When I had my last child a staple was bothering me and I just pulled it out myself, the skin was healed so it was no big deal. I just told the doctor it came out on its own. It is bad when you have to sneeze. I actually got a bad cold after my 3rd child and was coughing a lot, that was really painful.
Feona1962
@Feona1962 (7526)
• United States
1 Dec 08
I love the little birdies... Actually when I was cleaning the area it popped open..scared the crap out of me...lol..I put a bandaid on it and it was okay in the morning... When my son was born he weighed 11 lbs 4 oz...and was 3 weeks early..The scar I have from the C-section is quite big...I had them use this scar to reopen for my hysterectomy... Coughing is painful...especially after have a baby.. Have a happy day...