My Cayman Islands Tee Shirt
@arthurchappell (44941)
Preston, England
January 30, 2016 3:57am CST
I have many tee-shirts and sweat shirts with logos, jokes and cartoons on them. I’m so fond of some of them that I keep them until they virtually disintegrate.
An exception is my large tee bearing just the words Cayman Islands, as this always attracts the usual question of whether I ever visited them, which I haven’t. This points out to everyone that I am wearing a gift Tee brought back to me by relatives who went there without me. That in itself doesn’t bother me, as I have a few geographical souvenirs of places I never went to.
The Caymans shirt annoys me in provoking many to ask me repeatedly about my off-shore tax-haven earnings, as the Caymans have a reputation in Britain as a tax-haven for millionaires unwilling to declare all their monies with the government revenue services. Given the pittance in my bank account and contempt for ultra-capitalism the tee shirt is destined for destruction very soon.
Arthur Chappell
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@celticeagle (189874)
• Boise, Idaho
30 Jan 16
I would do the same. Why provoke a question when you don't need to.
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@marguicha (230350)
• Chile
2 Feb 16
O lpve to buy Tee shirts with jokes. Many times I can only wear them at home as I don´t find suitable for a woman my age to go about with some of the sentences written on them

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@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
30 Jan 16
Paint on an 'I wish I could be @" at the beginning!
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