Watch your mouth, the kids are listening!!!

By JJ
@JolietJake (50190)
May 2, 2016 7:26am CST
Yep, and they probably learned a LOT of new words while they watched me fight to start the van this morning. They're a bit used to me, they are right under the carport at head level and see me get in and out of the van all the time, I've been watching them grow from ugly featherless chicks to young teenagers...looks like they'll be leaving the nest soon. Anyway, the van was throwing a fit this morning, and I was out there with a battery charger (which did no good) and climbing under to check the starter (which did no good) and FINALLY traced it down to corrosion on the inside of the positive battery clamp. Pretty sure they were relieved to see me stop cursing.
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34 responses
• Valdosta, Georgia
2 May 16
You should have at least covered their ears first!
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@sulynsi (2671)
• Canada
2 May 16
how do you FIND their ears?
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@JolietJake (50190)
2 May 16
It's gonna be a bit sad when I go out there soon and the nest is empty again
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@fishtiger58 (29819)
• Momence, Illinois
2 May 16
Cute birds. It's always something with cars, good you figured it out.
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@JolietJake (50190)
2 May 16
My Boss will definitely be glad I figured it out
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@fishtiger58 (29819)
• Momence, Illinois
2 May 16
@JolietJake lol I bet he will
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@rona07 (1641)
• Philippines
2 May 16
Yeah they are bit cute now.. but when they were babies they dont look like that.
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@Shavkat (140546)
• Philippines
2 May 16
I think they will understand your way of cursing. Perhaps they are confused while listening to you.
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@JolietJake (50190)
2 May 16
Momma bird wasn't around to translate, so hopefully they didn't really get it
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@rona07 (1641)
• Philippines
2 May 16
Haha right. They might be thinking what the fudge this mans talking about.
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• United States
2 May 16
Cute lil fellas. Good they will be able to fly soon JJ. Unlike your van lolz
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• United States
2 May 16
@JolietJake Aw gee..hope you can get a new one.
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@JolietJake (50190)
2 May 16
My poor van is an old telephone van, it's had a rough life. I ought to retire the poor thing...seriously, the tires are almost bald.
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@pgntwo (22408)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
2 May 16
My cursor keeps finding cursers this afternoon, @Asylum!
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@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
2 May 16
I seem to have missed something here.
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@pgntwo (22408)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
2 May 16
@Asylum My fault - I was referring to a typo in your auto complete and autocorrect can be a real nuisance post, made me smile!
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@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
2 May 16
@pgntwo Oh, now I understand.
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@sgbrown (1638)
• United States
2 May 16
The "kids" are growing up so fast! I love your picture and they are so cute with those little tufts of feathers! I'm sure they will forgive you for your choice words. Sorry you had trouble with the van this morning, but at least you figured out what the problem was and it was nothing expensive!
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@sgbrown (1638)
• United States
2 May 16
@JolietJake I hate it when that happens! Something that we overlook that is really an easy fix. I'm glad you got if figured out and didn't have to call him! Saved you some money and embarrassment!
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@JolietJake (50190)
2 May 16
I was almost to the point of calling my mechanic, and he would have got here and laughed at me...like he normally does
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@GardenGerty (164763)
• United States
2 May 16
Were you cussing up a blue streak. I am being picky and would say that they were relieved to hear you stop cursing.
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@irishidid (8687)
• United States
2 May 16
You know they pick up the bad words quick. LOL
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@JolietJake (50190)
2 May 16
And I can imagine all four using them at the same time like a pack of rugrats
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@dodo19 (47362)
• Beaconsfield, Quebec
2 May 16
Yeah, I know what you mean. I've said things, and now my kids, especially my eldest, has repeated some of the things I've said. I now understand, and I'm definitely going to watch what I say.
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@sulynsi (2671)
• Canada
2 May 16
they sure look shocked!!
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@much2say (57782)
• Los Angeles, California
2 May 16
Well hopefully they aren't the talking kind . . . but if one day you are out and about and you hear some birds using some choice words, you will just know where they came from!
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@amnabas (14884)
• Karachi, Pakistan
2 May 16
Lol they surely learning to copy.
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@JolietJake (50190)
2 May 16
They've really been pretty quiet, I haven't heard them yell for food or anything
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@rakski (143425)
• Philippines
3 May 16
oh definitely they will understand and learn new words from you! you have to keep it low.... lol
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@Macarrosel (7498)
• Philippines
2 May 16
It's not good to curse especially in front of young ones for surely they will copy all that you said. Anyway, good to know you have chicks in your carport.
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@JolietJake (50190)
2 May 16
Yeah, but sometimes a good ol' (expletive deleted) is the only proper word
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@cherriefic (10399)
• Philippines
2 May 16
At least they have some new words to use when they fly away.
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@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
2 May 16
prob was thinking why doesn't that big hooman just fly like normal birds.
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@JudyEv (358724)
• Rockingham, Australia
2 May 16
I bet they thought they'd better behave themselves while you were so upset.
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@norcal (4889)
• Franklinton, North Carolina
2 May 16
There used to be a school bus stop right outside my bedroom window. When those kids got the potty mouth going, thinking there were no adults around, they probably could have taught me a thing or two.
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@teamfreak16 (43418)
• Denver, Colorado
2 May 16
I'd still be cursing because I know absolutely nothing about cars.
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2 May 16
The circle of life is just amazing !
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