Guess it's time to vacuum the floor
By JJ
@JolietJake (50190)
May 21, 2016 3:44am CST
ATTENTION PLEASE: I HAVE AN IMMEDIATE JOB OPPORTUNITY FOR SOMEONE TO COME AND VACUUM MY HOUSE A FEW TIMES EACH WEEK
Payscale is about like myLot, a minimum of $5 per month, you will be paid based on interaction with me...and I don't like company...so do the job and gitcherself outta here! 
But seriously, I hate vacuuming. Always have. I just hate the sound of the danged things.
But when your cat is being cute, so you take a photo, and then look at it and think "I'm ashamed for people to see that floor" it's probably time to vacuum anyway. 
I need a Magic Vacuum Fairy...with a quiet vacuum...to come and do it for me while I sleep.
I advertised on Craig's List, Angie's List...I even advertised on the Hoover and Shark websites...nothin'. 
So I decided to turn to myLot.
Anyway, if there are any Magic Vacuum Fairies out there looking for work...and you accept Paypal...gimme a shout at SomeGuyTyping@InHisBed.Room.
Immediate positions available.
But seriously, I hate vacuuming. Always have. I just hate the sound of the danged things.
But when your cat is being cute, so you take a photo, and then look at it and think "I'm ashamed for people to see that floor" it's probably time to vacuum anyway.
I need a Magic Vacuum Fairy...with a quiet vacuum...to come and do it for me while I sleep.
I advertised on Craig's List, Angie's List...I even advertised on the Hoover and Shark websites...nothin'.
So I decided to turn to myLot.
Anyway, if there are any Magic Vacuum Fairies out there looking for work...and you accept Paypal...gimme a shout at SomeGuyTyping@InHisBed.Room.
Immediate positions available.21 people like this
22 responses
@JolietJake (50190)
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21 May 16
I should but I can't afford it. The carpets are 45 years old (original from when the house was built) and survived 7 kids growing up and innumerable pets. They are shot.
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@GardenGerty (164411)
• United States
21 May 16
@JolietJake So you do not think there is something pretty like hardwood under the carpet?
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@JolietJake (50190)
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21 May 16
@GardenGerty I know there isn't, we had the house built.
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@Juliaacv (54181)
• Canada
21 May 16
@JolietJake I hate it, because, like sweeping or raking, that motion hurts my back. We had a dog that hated the sound of the vacuum cleaner, and I used to refer to it as the big grey monster, and when I got it out I'd tell her that and she'd run to our bed and lay there until I put the monster away. She didn't like the sound of the hair dryer either though.
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@JolietJake (50190)
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21 May 16
I hate it. I seriously started to snap a photo of Scar and thought "I can't post that floor online, people will think I'm a slob" which I AM of course, but I don't need people to really know that.
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@valmnz (17096)
• New Zealand
22 May 16
Ha, ha, I wish you luck. The reason most of us are here is because we don't like vacuuming! I use Smooch the Cat as an excuse, he hates the vacuum cleaner and he's far too old to have his sleep disturbed. He sleeps all day and I'm not going to vacuum at night!
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@valmnz (17096)
• New Zealand
22 May 16
@JolietJake it kind of boils down to that doesn't it - for the sake of online photos!
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@GardenGerty (164411)
• United States
21 May 16
Would that be like a magic carpet, that someone can ride on?
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@JolietJake (50190)
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21 May 16
Plane? Can't you just like...I dunno...hitchhike?
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@Genipher (5405)
• United States
21 May 16
@JolietJake
All my towels are currently in the wash. And you know that's the first rule of hitchhiking...never forget your towel!
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@GardenGerty (164411)
• United States
21 May 16
I am like you and hate vacuuming. Maybe we need to get a roomba to sweep our carpeted floors and then Scar can ride on it at your house and Princess at my house.
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@JolietJake (50190)
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21 May 16
I'd get a Roomba but Scar would probably attack it...or 'mark' it as his territory
@cherrylicious (394)
• United Arab Emirates
21 May 16
Theres a lot of cleaning company where you are based, or do some exercise, especially when you are a little bit aging we need that too. Vacuuming floor is one of my exercise take note dont turn on the ac. So youll get sweat at all.;)
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@LovingMyBabies (85296)
• Valdosta, Georgia
21 May 16
I don't have a magic silent vacuum, wish I did so I wouldn't wake the baby when I vacuumed the house.1 person likes this
@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
22 May 16
I'd suggest one of those robots that zoom around and do it for you, roomba? But Scar would prob not appreciate it lol
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@JolietJake (50190)
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21 May 16
You didn't pay attention, I said myLot's payscale...hell, I'd do it for a million.
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probably not the cheapest thing to invest in but the most comfortable one - as it will do the job even daily for you on its own
@Marilynda1225 (85122)
• United States
21 May 16
I certainly could use a Magic Vacuum Fairy here too so hope you get lots of responses to your quest and can point the overflow to me
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@Morleyhunt (21742)
• Canada
21 May 16
I don't mind vacuuming. Good thing, my dog leaves enough fur to outfit a dog team.
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@ilocosboy (45155)
• Philippines
21 May 16
he he, that's nice, or you can contact The Flash
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