This Is So Stupid My Head is Hurting!

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Every now and then something so fabulously stupid happens it'll make your head hurt. That happened to me today. I got a letter from PayPal....not an e-mail but a real, "snail mail" letter. It seems perfectly legitimate: my name and account (usually the scams start "dear customer" and never use your name or account number), even my ZIP+4 ZIP code! The letter said there was "suspicious activity" on my account; and, as a result, they froze my account. As this was "snail mail" and not an e-mail, I was a little more inclined to believe it. I got online and checked my PayPal account. There was nothing suspicious showing. The last two activities were my payment and the myLot deposit. Still suspicious, I looked up the bank that is listed as PayPal's "parent" credit agency. I called that number (instead of the one on the letter). Sure enough, my account was frozen for suspicious activity. Now for the kicker. Do you know what the suspicious activity was? I PAID MY FREAKING BILL. I kid you not. They said making a $75 payment was "suspicious." I told the guy on the phone that I've made payments over a thousand dollars that haven't triggered any suspicions. And it wasn't like I was trying to buy a $120,000 RV on my PayPal account or something. (My last purchase was my hotel for the country music conference later this week, a piddly $375 charge.) This is beyond stupid. This is so stupid it makes a politician look intelligent. WHO goes around scamming people by paying their bills instead of trying to take money from them? Oy. To settle my nerves (and at least give you some entertainment out of this, if you're not doubled over laughing from this -- and I swear this is absolutely true!!!) here's Patsy Cline singing a most appropriately-titled song written by Willie Nelson: