I'm afraid I might have ruined my reputation here at myLot
By JJ
@JolietJake (50190)
June 26, 2016 9:51am CST
Maybe I'd better set the record straight.
All these posts with flowers and bunnies and birdies and cats and squirrels and marriages and such...they were made by an impostor/hacker.
I am a hard-bitten cantankerous old fart with a heart of steel and no feelings whatsoever for my fellow inhabitants of this sorry excuse for a planet we live on.
But I see someone has been using my account to post things, and now people think I have feelings and things like that...hell, I think some of you may even think I actually CARE about stuff. 
Let it hereby be known by all:
I am mean.
I am evil.
I torture flies for fun.
I enjoy trodding on the downtrodden.
Do not believe the things this 'other' person posts about...
Oh look!!! A butterfly!!!
*scampers off to investigate*
Let it hereby be known by all:
I am mean.
I am evil.
I torture flies for fun.
I enjoy trodding on the downtrodden.
Do not believe the things this 'other' person posts about...
Oh look!!! A butterfly!!!
*scampers off to investigate*37 people like this
35 responses
@Genipher (5405)
• United States
27 Jun 16
He's trying to convince us that he's not a softie.
T'won't work, @JolietJake!
3 people like this
@Cherganski (219)
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27 Jun 16
@Genipher Heh. So he's a nice little fella is he? :D
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@Drosophila (16571)
• Ireland
26 Jun 16
yes, it was rather obvious your last few posts were done by someone else..
I am glad you had regained the control of your account, I was about to "unfollow" you then
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@JolietJake (50190)
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26 Jun 16
I don't know who that sumbeach is, but if I ever catch him...
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@LovingMyBabies (85296)
• Valdosta, Georgia
26 Jun 16
You are no where near mean or evil! Sorry I know I am not helping your "image" much either. 
5 people like this
Most of us know the real you-your a sweet teddy bear. =)
@andriaperry (118747)
• Anniston, Alabama
26 Jun 16
I thought you just took some happy pills .
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@GardenGerty (164192)
• United States
27 Jun 16
Let this be a cautionary example of what spending ten years on myLot will do to you. It makes you soft, it drains the mean right out of you.
2 people like this
@Genipher (5405)
• United States
27 Jun 16
King Arthur: "Old woman!"
Peasant: "Man!"
King Arthur: "Man! Sorry."
Peasant: "I'm 37."
King Arthur: "What?"
Peasant: "I'm 37, I'm not old!"
These humans are exercising their right of self determination through self-government. They don't even recognize a King. | Scene 3 | ARTHUR: Old woman! DENNI...
3 people like this
@JustBhem (70555)
• Davao, Philippines
26 Jun 16
@JolietJake I see. So I'm guessing your alter-ego is smooth and gentle.
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@allen0187 (58574)
• Philippines
27 Jun 16
I'm guessing YOU ARE the impostor and not the one that posts about his feelings!
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@dodo19 (47362)
• Beaconsfield, Quebec
26 Jun 16
@JolietJake should it be a secret then?
3 people like this
@RasmaSandra (86059)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
26 Jun 16
@JolietJake lol you sound just like me one minute yelling my head off about all of the indecencies I have to put up with and the next moment talking to my cat Sid how are you sweetie? lol 
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@JolietJake (50190)
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26 Jun 16
That 'soft spot' could just mean I am getting soft in the head
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@JolietJake (50190)
•
26 Jun 16
Really, I mean no one ever refers to Mother Nature's middle name...You know, Mother Effin' Nature
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@acelawrites (19272)
• Philippines
26 Jun 16
Makes me wonder what's going on. But I like flowers, squirrels, and butterflies!
3 people like this
@JohnRoberts (109845)
• Los Angeles, California
26 Jun 16
Actually you are me as I have taken possession of your soul and corrupted the albino squirrel lover.
3 people like this
@cherriefic (10399)
• Philippines
26 Jun 16
Mean people always have their soft spot.lol.
2 people like this
@Juliaacv (53764)
• Canada
26 Jun 16
That cannot be further from the truth. Maybe you'd like to think that you're mean and evil, but you don't come across as that at all, thankfully. Or are there a couple personalities dwelling within you? A dark side that only posts occasionally perhaps.....
2 people like this
@Macarrosel (7498)
• Philippines
26 Jun 16
Oh, I should believe to this person with a heart, a feeling, not an evil person...JJ is that you? Yes, it's you @JolietJake
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