Logic has no place in this conversation
By JJ
@JolietJake (50190)
July 26, 2016 4:51am CST
Meow.
Me-ow.
Meow.
Me-ow.
Meow.
MEOW!!!
After all this time, you'd think Scar would let me sleep a bit later, but noooooooo. 
I can't seem to get him to understand that the earlier he wakes me up, the longer he will have to wait to go down by the ground hog hole. That's his favorite place to hang out, but I don't take him there until after daybreak.
So if he wakes me up at 3, he has a two and a half hour wait until I will let him go there.
If he would let me sleep until 5, he'd only have to wait a half-hour.
But logic be damned...he uses cat logic.
"If I wake him up now, and start complaining, he'll take me down there now".
It has never worked...but he keeps trying.
So I get to listen to 150 minutes of "Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. MEOW."
Do they sell muzzles for cats? 
*sips coughee*
G'mornin' myLot...here we go again...
Me-ow.
Meow.
Me-ow.
Meow.
MEOW!!!
After all this time, you'd think Scar would let me sleep a bit later, but noooooooo.
I can't seem to get him to understand that the earlier he wakes me up, the longer he will have to wait to go down by the ground hog hole. That's his favorite place to hang out, but I don't take him there until after daybreak.
So if he wakes me up at 3, he has a two and a half hour wait until I will let him go there.
If he would let me sleep until 5, he'd only have to wait a half-hour.
But logic be damned...he uses cat logic.
"If I wake him up now, and start complaining, he'll take me down there now".
It has never worked...but he keeps trying.
So I get to listen to 150 minutes of "Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. MEOW."
Do they sell muzzles for cats?
*sips coughee*
G'mornin' myLot...here we go again...14 people like this
15 responses
@JolietJake (50190)
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26 Jul 16
Too many wild critters down there...it's for his own good even though he doesn't believe me
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@SIMPLYD (90717)
• Philippines
27 Jul 16
@JolietJake Maybe he would like to chase those critters .
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@JolietJake (50190)
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27 Jul 16
@SIMPLYD There's no 'maybe' involved, he's tried to jerk his lead out of my hand going after them before...but we have skunks...he thinks he wants to go after those too
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@Juliaacv (53841)
• Canada
26 Jul 16
@JolietJake Sure, stick a shipping label on him and send him over-he can tune those nasty dogs, and their owners in next door!
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@JolietJake (50190)
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26 Jul 16
He's just going ape on me this morning...you wanna cat-sit for a day or two? 
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@vandana7 (101945)
• India
26 Jul 16
Oh my, am I glad to see you...then it was a problem with my modem or network. Yesterday I tried twice to press your username and I could not get your name...so glad you are around...hugs...as to Scar...as they say.....ultimately only parents can be adjusting. lol
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@vandana7 (101945)
• India
26 Jul 16
@JolietJake ... What did we do...
Actually there is somebody who wanted an introduction to you ....and DE provided the username...
Actually there is somebody who wanted an introduction to you ....and DE provided the username...1 person likes this
@JolietJake (50190)
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26 Jul 16
It comes pretty close some days...of course, I am almost there some days anyway
@JolietJake (50190)
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26 Jul 16
I tried it the other day...there was a skunk waiting on us...
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@JudyEv (355980)
• Rockingham, Australia
26 Jul 16
@JolietJake What a sensible hooman you is!
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@silvermist (19702)
• India
26 Jul 16
@JolietJake And I was planning to ask you whether you will like it if Scar turned into a talking cat.
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@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
26 Jul 16
lol, some anbesol or whatever it is they use on babies who are gumming, on a piece of fish. .
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@JolietJake (50190)
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26 Jul 16
Black with artificial sweetener.
Oh...you mean Scar...I thought you meant my coughee. 
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@JohnRoberts (109845)
• Los Angeles, California
26 Jul 16
Servants are expected to be on call 24/7. Haven't you watched Downton Abbey?
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@JolietJake (50190)
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26 Jul 16
Then the cat will get in a fight with the skunk, and the cat will stink...nothing fine about that
