I am a horrible shopper.

By JJ
@JolietJake (50190)
August 8, 2016 3:23am CST
I always forget something at the store. Most of the time, it isn't something I desperately need so I can just wait and get it later. But once in a while, it is a life or death situation. Like this morning. I drank the last of my coffee yesterday, and I made a note to myself to go and get some before today. Well, life has a way of happening and making you forget all about stuff. Like coffee. And being out. And needing to go to the store and get some. Until you wake up the next day and stumble into the kitchen to make coffee only to realize you never did go get coffee yesterday.
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@silvermist (19702)
• India
8 Aug 16
@JolietJake OKay is TLLD The Lamb that Lies Down?How could you forget some thing like coffee?
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@JolietJake (50190)
8 Aug 16
Yes and since the roofers showed up and I was busy with them all day I kind of forgot I needed to go get coffee until this morning...which I just came back from the store and it is in the coffee maker right now.
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@silvermist (19702)
• India
8 Aug 16
@JolietJake Now that is good.Why is that you wait till it is finished to buy the new batch? You can buy when there is Coffee left for two days.
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@JolietJake (50190)
8 Aug 16
@silvermist You can if you have money.
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@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
8 Aug 16
I hate it when I do that, especially with something like coffee or tp
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• Centralia, Missouri
9 Aug 16
@JolietJake bwhahahaha I bet.
@JolietJake (50190)
8 Aug 16
TP is worse when you live alone, there is no one else to blame for being out
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@GardenGerty (164926)
• United States
8 Aug 16
I have a stash of instant. Not as good, but if we ever, heaven forbid, run out of coffee, I have backup.
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@JolietJake (50190)
8 Aug 16
I've got some Maxwell House instant if something happened that I couldn't get any of what I usually drink...
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@sprite1950 (30461)
• Corsham, England
9 Aug 16
@JolietJake You sound just like me only mine is always something I have specifically gone out for. It took me weeks to remember salt once .. maybe my mind was telling me that it's bad for me!
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@waflay (2737)
• Nairobi, Kenya
8 Aug 16
It so happens that as you go shopping,you may be having the things that you need most and are thus sure to prioritize on them but this may just slip away from your mind only to remember when you need to use them.
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@JolietJake (50190)
8 Aug 16
Coffee was the only thing I needed to get, but I got very busy and never made it to the store.
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@carexing25 (1822)
• Philippines
8 Aug 16
it always happens to me.. even if i write down the things i would need to buy, the worst thing is to find out that i lost my grocery list when I'm already there..
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@JolietJake (50190)
8 Aug 16
I don't normally lose it, but lots of times I leave it sitting on the computer desk when I leave for the store.
@much2say (57780)
• Los Angeles, California
8 Aug 16
And you lived to tell about this? That'll teach you to forget the coughee . . . until the next time it happens !
@succeednow (1632)
• Singapore
8 Aug 16
@JolietJake I've a simple solution for you so you will not run out of coughee at the last minute. Buy 2 packs of your favourite coughee and put one in the kitchen. Hide the other pack in the store, bedroom, garage or wherever it's safe. Always prepare your coughee from the one in the kitchen and remember to replenish. In extreme case when you really run out of coughee because you forgot to buy then you can go get your emergency pack from wherever you hid it!
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@sishy7 (27166)
• Australia
8 Aug 16
Everyone else in my home except me drink coffee regularly... But they always blame me when we run out... Yeah, they expect me to keep stock of stuff...
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@LadyDuck (479834)
• Italy
8 Aug 16
What are you doing with an anonymous avatar? I almost did not recognize you. So you were out of coughee this morning! This is a horrible way to start the day.
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@1creekgirl (43928)
• United States
8 Aug 16
Jake, is this one of your multiple personalities? You are a man of many "names."
@JESSY3236 (20789)
• United States
8 Aug 16
I'm like that too. Only I'm not a coffee drinker.
@Mike197602 (15517)
• United Kingdom
8 Aug 16
Make a list...that's what I do I'm pretty forgetful so for the past few years I carry a little notebook in my pocket all the time. I write shopping lists in that. So far I've not forgotten to take the book with me
@prinz16 (17)
• Columbus, Ohio
9 Aug 16
that life, it happened to me a whole lot of times
@toniganzon (72544)
• Philippines
8 Aug 16
Why the sudden change of name? And the style of writing as well?
@teamfreak16 (43418)
• Denver, Colorado
8 Aug 16
I always get a bunch of stuff I don't need, but forget the thing I actually went in for.