Aliens told me God does not exist!
By JJ
@JolietJake (50190)
September 2, 2016 5:17am CST
Just seems a bit funny that the same arguments some people use to say aliens don't exist would make equally splendid arguments against a belief in God.
Now, I am not saying there are aliens. After all, I don't really know if there are or not.
But I am not going to say, for a fact, that they don't exist, because I have no proof of that either.
Does that make me an Alien Agnostic?
I asked God what He thought about it, and as usual, He just smiled and softly laughed.
And then He said "How do you know that I am not an Alien?"
And to tell the truth...I don't. 
By the way...Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton BOTH say aliens do exist!
By the way...Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton BOTH say aliens do exist!
Official video to song from the self-titled album "Genesis" (1983)
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@owlwings (43902)
• Cambridge, England
2 Sep 16
I would merely observe that the word 'alien' means nothing more nor less than "not of [this] place". If I visited Olney, I would be an alien, just as you would be if you visited Cambridge.
Incidentally, another word for forbidding someone to come into your space (= 'blocking' in the terms of a number of social sites) is 'to alienate', in other words, to make that person an alien. Therefore, to block someone and to then claim that there are no aliens is either muddled thinking or 'self-ostrichization' and, if one works on the basis that what one cannot see does not exist, then, surely, God doesn't exist, either.
Quod erat demonstrandum
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@JolietJake (50190)
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2 Sep 16
Surely they must exist, or there couldn't be illegal ones. 
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@GardenGerty (164192)
• United States
2 Sep 16
Well, as usual I will take this a bit seriously. If there are aliens, they were created by God, just like me. I also agree that that word is not really what we think it is. Aliens are people who are not from here. Thirdly, if we do believe in aliens, and God, the Bible reminds us how to treat aliens, and it usually comes down to fairness, and says nothing about walls.
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@owlwings (43902)
• Cambridge, England
2 Sep 16
@JolietJake So did the Emperor Hadrian.
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@JolietJake (50190)
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2 Sep 16
I keep seeing this thing about how China built a wall, and they don't have a problem with illegal aliens from Mexico
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@crossbones27 (50781)
• Mojave, California
2 Sep 16
I just asked if proof was shown, then religion needs to be reconsidered, Was told No and why. Because the holy book mentions no green man and if it did they probably think it was a liberal. I make jokes. It is true, but when God can make the rules as he pleases. He wins every time. So why live?
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@JolietJake (50190)
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2 Sep 16
Yes, because the Holy Book could not have been written by Aliens, could it?
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@crossbones27 (50781)
• Mojave, California
2 Sep 16
@JolietJake Could not have been written by God him or her selves either. They done gave away the ending but will only say one thing. God made it that way. I am not a hater and do not want to mess with people's outlook, but please be honest with yourself. That is all I ask.
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@JolietJake (50190)
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2 Sep 16
@crossbones27 I think one of my favorite arguments I have heard pro-God is the 'perfection' of the design of humans.
Never mind that we have to trim our fingernails, and we have to excrete waste products, and so on.
And when you ask 'Why weren't we created to use EVERYTHING instead of having to poop and pee' they get a bit upset.
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@BenRyanLee (224)
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2 Sep 16
I say it's all a lie. Aliens are not suppose to tell you that before they say "Take me to your leader"
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@JolietJake (50190)
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2 Sep 16
I used to have a t-shirt with an alien toking a joint saying 'Take me to your dealer'
@JolietJake (50190)
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2 Sep 16
Some people think the lack of proof of existence proves the lack of existence
@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
3 Sep 16
technically if you belong to a foreign county to me, that makes you an alien. so I think they do exist, lol
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@PainsOnSlate (21849)
• Canada
2 Sep 16
Really, they both say that? I wonder if they have the top secret info about the one that crashed in the west years ago.
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@JohnRoberts (109845)
• Los Angeles, California
2 Sep 16
Scar is actually possessed by an alien life force.
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@jazzyindian (492)
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2 Sep 16
i too read some discussions posted here... i guess either they are acting naive or haven't focused on science in their academics.
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@JolietJake (50190)
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2 Sep 16
The possibility exists...there could, in fact, be an intelligent life-form somewhere else insisting that we (humans) don't exist or we would have already given proof of our existence to them
@hora_fugit (5862)
• India
2 Sep 16
But God is not an earthling. Has to be an alien, right? 
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@toniganzon (72544)
• Philippines
2 Sep 16
My uncle told me that God is really an alien lol!
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@IlijaMarkovski (1056)
• Australia
2 Sep 16
Until i see a Alien it's not official they exist
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
2 Sep 16
Oh crap, the truth is out....yes, @JolietJake , I am an alien.
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