The report of my death was an exaggeration.

@TheHorse (238370)
Walnut Creek, California
September 13, 2016 5:18pm CST
This is one of the most-often misquoted Mark Twain quips. It often appears as: "Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated." He may have made similar quips live, but the one that is actually documented appears in a note he wrote to the English correspondent for the New York Journal, Frank Marshall White, in 1897. Twain had been lecturing in London, and rumors of his death had indeed been circulating. It is written as it appears in my title. Anyway, I made it through yesterday (teaching at the preschool, seeing an afternoon kid client, and the teaching my evening Psychology class), and had a dentist appointment this morning before heading over to Ground Squirrel Gardens to print out several kid progress notes. After my kid client later this afternoon, I should be free to relax and see what's been happening on MyLot. Any reports of my death are exaggerations. To learn more about the famous Twain (mis)quotation, visit the link I've provided. By the way, Twain lived until 1910.
In May 1897, the great American humorist, novelist and social critic Samuel Clemens — best known by his pen name, Mark Twain — ...
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@Rollo1 (16676)
• Boston, Massachusetts
14 Sep 16
He was just impatient. The rumors became true eventually.
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@vandana7 (102698)
• India
14 Sep 16
Forgive them Lord ..for they lied and sinned...here I undo their sin..
@marlina (154103)
• Canada
14 Sep 16
LOL, very funny comment.
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@MattMeng (3448)
• Hangzhou, China
14 Sep 16
I think we shouldn't make such joke, it is a rather serious problem.
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@MattMeng (3448)
• Hangzhou, China
15 Sep 16
@TheHorse But it is much more serious to your family, your friends, and many other who are concern with you.
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@MattMeng (3448)
• Hangzhou, China
15 Sep 16
@TheHorse That's OK, they wouldn't too sad.
@LadyDuck (502812)
• Italy
14 Sep 16
I love the quotes by Mark Twain and I am glad to see you around. It's good to see that you only went to your dentist and nothing wrong happened to you.
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@LadyDuck (502812)
• Italy
15 Sep 16
@TheHorse This is annoying... and expensive.
@TheHorse (238370)
• Walnut Creek, California
15 Sep 16
The only thing wrong is I need a crown. Feh.
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@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
14 Sep 16
sounds like the reports of you being busy were not exaggerated
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• Centralia, Missouri
15 Sep 16
@TheHorse it sounds like it is a good level of busy though, and you enjoy what you do
@TheHorse (238370)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Sep 16
Yikes, they sure weren't! One more kid client and I'll be free again for a spell this evening.
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• United States
14 Sep 16
glad to hear that'cher doin' well, hon. mr. twain 'tis one 'f my favorite authors :) wish i'd been able to meet him'n person. yer correct, there's many mis-quotes 'n those attributed to the wrong folks flyin' all o'er the web. what a pity folks don't take the time to do a lil huntin' 'fore they go off 'n continue to spread 'em, eh?
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@TheHorse (238370)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Sep 16
I know some perfectly intelligent people who don't fact-check. I don't get it.
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• United States
14 Sep 16
@TheHorse what tickles me's when ya link 'em to the actual facts 'n they get mad :)
@nanette64 (20363)
• Fairfield, Texas
14 Sep 16
I had a friend that use to come and cut my pastures @TheHorse . One day I was looking through the obits in the paper and saw his picture and the details. I called his wife and come to find out it was a mistake. Seriously? We live in a town of 3,000 people. That was 4 years ago. Unfortunately he did really pass away this year.
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@TheHorse (238370)
• Walnut Creek, California
15 Sep 16
That's crazy! How could that happen in a small town?
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@nanette64 (20363)
• Fairfield, Texas
16 Sep 16
@TheHorse I know, right? It's one thing to worry about WHEN you are going to die; it's quite another for a newspaper to PLAN it ahead of time.
@CinnamonGrl (7086)
• Santa Fe, New Mexico
13 Sep 16
He was clever enough, why'd he have to get misquoted. I always look up the quotes on Facebook memes, so many of them are made up out of whole cloth. Glad you have a little time to visit with us.
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@TheHorse (238370)
• Walnut Creek, California
13 Sep 16
Yes. Or some are real quotations, attributed to the wrong individual. There are a lot of gullible people out there!
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@amadeo (111937)
• United States
14 Sep 16
He was a beloved man.Have you read any of his biography on his life.They have quite a few.
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@TheHorse (238370)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Sep 16
I've read one and am currently working though his "recent" autobiography.
• Eugene, Oregon
14 Sep 16
Interesting. I had heard that quote was not as has been stated so often.
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@TheHorse (238370)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Sep 16
"The coldest Winter I ever spent was Summer in San Francisco." Another one that he kinda sorto said, but not in those exact words.
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@Morleyhunt (21741)
• Canada
14 Sep 16
Most of the 'quotes' we Re presented with do not stand up to close scrutiny...'misquotes' would be a better term to use.
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@TheHorse (238370)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Sep 16
I always "fact check," especially if I get something via email (usually false) or Facebook (often false).
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@JudyEv (382555)
• Rockingham, Australia
14 Sep 16
Sounds like you're pretty occupied one way and another. Good job the reports are exaggerated or they'd be looking for replacements.
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@TheHorse (238370)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Sep 16
Oh dear. I don't want to be replaced!
@teamfreak16 (43665)
• Denver, Colorado
14 Sep 16
Busy couple of days, huh?
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@TheHorse (238370)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Sep 16
That's an understatement. But I'm here, and in a good space.
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@RubyHawk (99367)
• Atlanta, Georgia
14 Sep 16
Don't you just love Mark Twain. I hate that schools have taken his books out of their libraries and I hate that some have been rewritten. People have become too sensitive. WE should realize that he wrote in a different time than we live in now.
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@TheHorse (238370)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Sep 16
I find that incredible. Where are these schools to be found?
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@RubyHawk (99367)
• Atlanta, Georgia
15 Sep 16
@TheHorse I think they are all over. I've read about it and a teacher told me parents don't want their children reading these books.