You won't need skeleton for this Halloween!
By DJ
@Daljinder (23193)
Bangalore, India
October 11, 2016 8:46am CST
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With me there, you wouldn't need any skeleton hanging around. Come on! You can hire me. I am being generous and in the spirit of Halloween, offer myself up for skeletal-y services!
How awesome is that? A walking talking skeleton who will mingle with your guests and have fun all around!
My charges are pretty neat: A good veggie burger, a coke, LOTS of Chocolates and treats...... free reign on the guests and the hosts to prank as I please! 
Easy peasy lemon squeazy! 
(Photo created by Me)
With me there, you wouldn't need any skeleton hanging around. Come on! You can hire me. I am being generous and in the spirit of Halloween, offer myself up for skeletal-y services!
How awesome is that? A walking talking skeleton who will mingle with your guests and have fun all around!
My charges are pretty neat: A good veggie burger, a coke, LOTS of Chocolates and treats...... free reign on the guests and the hosts to prank as I please!
Easy peasy lemon squeazy!
(Photo created by Me)19 people like this
24 responses
@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
11 Oct 16
@VivaLaDani13 Oh no! I have special charges for VIP (s)
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Which are?@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
11 Oct 16
@VivaLaDani13 First of all, you need to sign a contract whose contents are only known and accessible to the skeleton.
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@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
11 Oct 16
@XinfulThotz I am an honest skeletor in the front. No guarantee when your back is turned.
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@hora_fugit (5859)
• India
11 Oct 16
@vandana7 Depends on which two words you grouped together...
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@vandana7 (102698)
• India
11 Oct 16
@hora_fugit ... This type of English confuses me...you, bro, DE...
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@much2say (57760)
• Los Angeles, California
11 Oct 16
That sounds good to me! We are never home on Halloween evening because we are out with the kids doing the trick or treating thing. I have always left a small pool of candy and things on our porch so trick or treaters that come to our house could pick whatever they want. Of course I left a sign with a grim reaper that says "Take only a couple OR ELSE!".
But now, with YOU there, you can pass out the candy however you want - and I know you will make it super skeletal cool. All I ask is be nice to the little ones . . . but for all the older kids, yah, scare the heck out of them! 
But now, with YOU there, you can pass out the candy however you want - and I know you will make it super skeletal cool. All I ask is be nice to the little ones . . . but for all the older kids, yah, scare the heck out of them! 2 people like this
@much2say (57760)
• Los Angeles, California
11 Oct 16
@Daljinder Well, you're free to haunt the front of our place 
. Ok, you won't have to distribute candies . . . we'll just scatter them all over the place and if they want any, they have to run by scary you to get any . It's ok to eat - um play with the kids . . . most of them won't be mine .
. Ok, you won't have to distribute candies . . . we'll just scatter them all over the place and if they want any, they have to run by scary you to get any . It's ok to eat - um play with the kids . . . most of them won't be mine .
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@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
11 Oct 16
@much2say So I am free to haunt the place? Cooooooooooooooooool. There is nothing in my description/ offer of Skeletor services that says that I am bound to distribute candies. I will keep the older kids entertained and leave them with my dear friend Grim Reaper in a room.
He absolutely adores eating.....ahem...playing with kids.
I will keep the older kids entertained and leave them with my dear friend Grim Reaper in a room.
He absolutely adores eating.....ahem...playing with kids. 1 person likes this
@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
11 Oct 16
@skysnap How else do you think I prepared myself for the Skeletor job?
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@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
11 Oct 16
@vandana7 Who? I come prepared..... show me the direction they go.
@rebelann (117224)
• El Paso, Texas
12 Oct 16
Was it an expensive app @Daljinder ?
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@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
12 Oct 16
@rebelann It's a software application which is available for free download on internet.
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@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
12 Oct 16
@rebelann Thanks! I used Photoshop to create that picture.
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@AbbyGreenhill (45490)
• United States
12 Oct 16
I have chocolate, I don't usually share, but if you show up I'll give you a treat of chocolate.
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@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
13 Oct 16
@AbbyGreenhill Chocolates will get you everywhere
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@TheHorse (238305)
• Walnut Creek, California
24 Oct 16
@Daljinder You're hired.
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@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
13 Oct 16
@TheHorse Sure! *checking on my person* Oops! Looks like the envelope with resume slipped through my ribcage 
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@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
11 Oct 16
@sol_cee Let me switch on the lights....to make the shade go away!
@just4him (323168)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
17 Oct 16
@Daljinder Surprise me. If I'm not expecting it, I will definitely be scared out of my wits. 
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@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
14 Oct 16
@just4him So what's the time I am suppossed to haunt your joint?
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Enjoy!@msiduri (5687)
• United States
20 Oct 16
@Daljinder You might find yourself buried!
You might find yourself buried!1 person likes this
@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
13 Oct 16
@Ayuriny I believe in experimenting, helping, scaring, pranking , teasing, etc.... Sigh! The list is looooooooong!
Sigh! The list is looooooooong!1 person likes this
@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
13 Oct 16
@Ayuriny My aspirations are pretty high. Beside skeleton, I want to meet Vampire, Werewolves, Zombies....oooohhh I LOVE Zombies 
@Ayuriny (5144)
• Denpasar, Indonesia
13 Oct 16
@Daljinder hahaha.....then finally you meet the real skeleton. 
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@BelleStarr (61463)
• United States
15 Oct 16
Hey skeleton's shouldn't be eating wouldn't the food fall right on the floor lol!!
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@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
18 Oct 16
@BelleStarr I will just collect it and sell it to make some more bucks!
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@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
18 Oct 16
@JaboUK Thank You! I loved that quote. Very appropriate!
I am hearing rumours about this teleporting machine. I can be there in a jiffy
I am hearing rumours about this teleporting machine. I can be there in a jiffy 2 people like this
@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
19 Oct 16
@mom210 Just keep the dogs away from my bones
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@The_Bong_Woman (850)
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12 Oct 16
How sweet of you to offer yourself up for such an ingenious service DJ! If I celebrated Halloween I would have been mighty pleased to hire you considering your charges are in pretty easy kind.
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