My road rage incident from Thursday night

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I was driving home in the dark the other night after seeing a kid client. The rain was falling. There are no street lights on the road on which I was traveling. I was going maybe five miles per hour under the speed limit, due to the rain. About 40 yards ahead of me, I spied what appeared to be a couple, stepping into the road directly in front of my car. I slowed to a stop, and the couple passed, well in front of my car. But the man wasn't waving thanks--he was giving a "why?" sort of gesture with his hands. They had passed left to right, so I rolled down my opposite side window and said, "Hey, I just wanted to let you know you're hard to see in those dark clothes." They were a civilized looking couple of about 63. Suddenly, the woman was screaming at me, something about why did I almost run them over. I said, "I was well beneath the speed limit--that's why I was able to stop and let you pass. But..." She was screaming again. "No you weren't! Mwa mwa mwa!" She was fairly close to my "shotgun" window. By this time, the man was backing off toward the far side of the street, waving a muted "thanks." In my mind, I was lecturing them about how cones (color vision photo-receptors) see yellowish green best, and rods (black and white vision photo-receptors) see white best, but I was beyond wardrobe suggestions at that point. I just wanted to get home. Toward the man (I could no longer hear the woman by this time--she seemed angry at life and was still yelling) I started to say, "You're welcome," but that didn't sound right, so I said "Be safe" and drove off. As I was driving the last 200 yards to my house, I wondered what their conversation would be like once they got home. Would he be calming her? Would he agree with her that I was a speed merchant, bent on running people over? Have you ever been yelled at by someone who just seemed like they wanted to yell at someone?