Recipe for disaster
By JJ
@JolietJake (50190)
January 22, 2017 8:32am CST
Here, we shall attempt to tell you how to create your very own facebook post designed to titillate or possibly infuriate various of your facebook friends/followers.
#1. CHOOSE A SUBJECT
It can be anything, however, vinyl vs digital is probably not going to get much notice (other than from record enthusiasts). Try to choose a topic that has well-defined boundaries/opposing sides, like Trump/Clinton.
#2. CHOOSE A BACKGROUND
This is important. Unless a food-fight or table dancing develops from it, a shared dinner is likely not going to get much notice.
#3. BE OFFENSIVE
The more the better. My example is not extremely offensive, but I had to make sure it didn't get censored here.
#4. POST IT
Then sit back and wait. There will always be someone quick to take the 'bait' even if your scenario is wildly outrageous.
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@JudyEv (356320)
• Rockingham, Australia
23 Jan 17
@JolietJake I strongly suspect you are a 'stirrer' getting people riled up then watching as they take each other apart while you enjoy the entertainment. Am I right?
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@JolietJake (50190)
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23 Jan 17
@JudyEv Somewhat...I even made a little video the other day to insert when I see people going at each other in one of my posts there
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@JolietJake (50190)
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22 Jan 17
I already got a 'Violence is not a protest it is a riot' comment from someone...they totally missed the joke...
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@inertia4 (27978)
• United States
22 Jan 17
@JolietJake LOL. I don't know how they could. Some people take things way to literal.
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@GardenGerty (164241)
• United States
22 Jan 17
You truly enjoy messing with people.
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@allen0187 (58574)
• Philippines
24 Jan 17
You clearly have too much time in your hands when you have posts such as this up. 

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@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
23 Jan 17
plus then it will get share don as "truth" even if you made up stuff, and people will start calling it, alternative facts.
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@Clairelouiser (683)
• United Kingdom
23 Jan 17
I feel like you should have an arena, and some lions.
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@ElusiveButterfly (45942)
• United States
22 Jan 17
I try not to post anything on Facebook that will stir up the poop pot. I am a passive person and want calm in my life.
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@scarlet_woman (23463)
• United States
23 Jan 17
you usually don't have to do much more than 1 and 4 anymore..it blows up by itself.
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