I have a Wall I want to sell you...
@JamesHxstatic (29410)
Eugene, Oregon
January 26, 2017 7:21pm CST
It will only cost 10 to 15 Billion dollars, after all. Then, after I build it, I'll send a bill to the people on the other side and I'm sure they'll pay it right away. The Wall will be hundreds of miles long and it will be beautiful, 'cause I'm gonna build it! No, we don't have permission to go on all those property owner's land down there along the border, but I'm sure they are all going to sign the rights of way for me, if not, I'll sue. I can do that.
You ask if it will keep people out? Why of course it will, except for those who can climb over, tunnel under, or break through part of it. The Sinaloa drug cartel has ultra-light planes that fly right over that wall, but I have missiles too (if I see them.)
It will have a beautiful gate too and if nice people with money and college degrees want to come in, I might let them.
Now I know that with that much money, I could build a lot of new Veterans' Hospitals, build a lot nice new bridges (I could name after me), fix all those worn out highways, but I see this wall as the most important thing I could possibly spend that money on.
You're gonna love it, I know! Here's a great photo of a Great Wall, dunno why it didn't work.
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@JamesHxstatic (29410)
• Eugene, Oregon
27 Jan 17
I can see it now, The Trump Memorial Wall (in hug letters with lights even).
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@celticeagle (189957)
• Boise, Idaho
27 Jan 17
That is so good of you. And you don't mind if the other side is disgusted with the idea and refuses to pay. Why build hospital for the vets? They are going to all be imprisoned or killed because the big guys where they are don't want them to take their oil.
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@celticeagle (189957)
• Boise, Idaho
27 Jan 17
@JamesHxstatic ....This is one time I hope I am not right.
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@connierebel (1557)
• United States
27 Jan 17
The Great Wall of China was actually very successful for many years. I actually think we should get China to build the wall. Not only are they good at it, but everything else in the country is made in China, so our Great Wall might as well be too.
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@JamesHxstatic (29410)
• Eugene, Oregon
28 Jan 17
They would need to use US stones and concrete, and who knows what else in this Brave New World.
@changjiangzhibin89 (17243)
• China
27 Jan 17
It is beyond me why he has to do so! pursuing the policy of self Seclution again.
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@JamesHxstatic (29410)
• Eugene, Oregon
27 Jan 17
His motives are wrapped up in his warped ego.
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@JamesHxstatic (29410)
• Eugene, Oregon
27 Jan 17
What a great idea, @LadyDuck! I am sure that your neighbors will welcome this wall and the bill for it as well.
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@LadyDuck (502729)
• Italy
27 Jan 17
@JamesHxstatic I am sure they will, I will make it tall and ugly.
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@TheHorse (238356)
• Walnut Creek, California
17 Feb 18
@JamesHxstatic Preferably Country and Western, and other "Americana."
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@JamesHxstatic (29410)
• Eugene, Oregon
17 Feb 18
I may make you a wall consultant, yes, and we could have musicians on our side of the wall to entertain the tourists and make tips (English only of course).
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@JamesHxstatic (29410)
• Eugene, Oregon
17 Feb 18
@TheHorse Well, of course, maybe some jazz for boredom relief though.
@scarlet_woman (23463)
• United States
27 Jan 17
i can't help but laugh at him thinking they'll pay..or that people won't continue digging under like they have been..
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@JamesHxstatic (29410)
• Eugene, Oregon
27 Jan 17
If this and all his actions were not scary overall, It would be really funny.
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@lealuvy2j (1986)
• Philippines
27 Jan 17
Most of your borders are treacherous mountains and desert right? Aren't those enough barricades already?
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@JamesHxstatic (29410)
• Eugene, Oregon
28 Jan 17
Much of it is as you describe, yes. I have no idea how the wall builders will deal with that.
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@Tampa_girl7 (54730)
• United States
3 Feb 17
I have always wanted to see the Great Wall. 
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@vickyrose (2236)
• Cooma, Australia
27 Jan 17
Yes, this ego inflated orange creature is going back in time, copying the Chinese who built their wall hundreds of years ago for similar reasons. It's a memorial for himself, that's all. He doesn't realise that soon earth will be covered in plastic and rubbish from a consumer oriented population. Sad.
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@JamesHxstatic (29410)
• Eugene, Oregon
27 Jan 17
Too true. He is a threat to our democracy, doing more damage each day.
@teamfreak16 (43655)
• Denver, Colorado
27 Jan 17
That was hilarious! Well done.
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@FayeHazel (40230)
• United States
27 Jan 17
Lol. I love it. The Great Wall picture and theme of the conversation. Yes. I wonder if I could stay in a Trump owned property and then send the bill to Trump himself. Wonder if it would work that way
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