Bigger debates than the Presidential Debates on TV
@AbbyGreenhill (45490)
United States
February 26, 2017 10:33am CST
We are having debates - now I didn't call the press in, although I love the press, no one loves the press more than I do. But since they have bigger fish to fry we're handing these debates by ourselves.
I've been sick for a week, husband's been sick 3 days - you get the picture:
Him: OMG, my head is so stuffed up I can take a breath.
Me: Really, it will clear up.
Him: When will the coughing stop?
Me: When it's ready to stop.
Him: What can I do?
Me: Take the cough medicine like I told you 12 times already.
Him: Is it hot in here or is it me?
Me: You
Him: The dog woke me up this morning.
Me: She wakes me up every morning.
Him: Soup again?
Me: Don't eat it.
Him: When will I feel better?
Me: You ask me that one more time and I'm gonna fix it so you don't ever ask again.
Him: Why are you mad?
Me: Because you're sick.
Him: It's your fault, you gave it to me.
Me: Well, then it's the last thing I'll ever give you.
Photo: Pixabay
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@AbbyGreenhill (45490)
• United States
27 Feb 17
I heard that and I'm living with that man LOL
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@LeaPea2417 (40058)
• Toccoa, Georgia
26 Feb 17
I really hope both of you will recover fully soon.
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@AbbyGreenhill (45490)
• United States
26 Feb 17
One of us will that's for sure LOL
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@ElusiveButterfly (45941)
• United States
26 Feb 17
I get the "you gave this to me" quite often, even if I am not sick. Never mind that he is around a bunch of rednecks that don't cover their mouths when they cough or sneeze and forget about good hand hygiene. They work in a mill.
@AbbyGreenhill (45490)
• United States
26 Feb 17
I live in redneck land and even Yankees *which we are* don't cover their mouths either! I think the entire USA is sick.
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@ElusiveButterfly (45941)
• United States
26 Feb 17
@AbbyGreenhill I had the flu. My husband never got it.
@AbbyGreenhill (45490)
• United States
26 Feb 17
@ElusiveButterfly He was lucky.
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@sallypup (69219)
• Centralia, Washington
26 Feb 17
At least you are not down to toupes and red ball caps.
@AbbyGreenhill (45490)
• United States
26 Feb 17
LOL - you won't see us with either of those items!



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@AbbyGreenhill (45490)
• United States
26 Feb 17
Well, that's something only you can answer.
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@AbbyGreenhill (45490)
• United States
26 Feb 17
@TheHorse what about dentist...he says cleanings hurt...
@TheHorse (238349)
• Walnut Creek, California
26 Feb 17
@AbbyGreenhill Because of conversation like the one you posted! Nah, I know it was all in fun. And I can be a big baby when I'm sick. Especially if I have a fever. I think I'm dying.

@andriaperry (118793)
• Anniston, Alabama
26 Feb 17
Tony says "I am dying!" instead of I am so sick.
Thank you for this smile, I now know I am not alone and its not just one man , its ALL of them.
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@AbbyGreenhill (45490)
• United States
26 Feb 17
Yes, all of them. I remember my father being the same way.
@GardenGerty (169564)
• United States
26 Feb 17
Funny, but having a loved one sick does make me angry, because there is nothing I really can do but wait it out. I hope both of you do see an improvement soon.
@AbbyGreenhill (45490)
• United States
26 Feb 17
Thanks, I am further along than him so I'll have to suffer thru until he's well.
@AbbyGreenhill (45490)
• United States
26 Feb 17
Absolutely !!! And it goes on and on.
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- men can be such babies when they get sick.