Imam Horse temporarily lifts his fatwa against Kaiser
By The Horse
@TheHorse (238406)
Walnut Creek, California
March 21, 2017 2:54pm CST
I went to Kaiser to pick up my back pain meds yesterday. The proles there have started planting in the square planters, two of which house my surreptitiously planted snow peas. To my pleasant surprise, they left the two boxes with my snow peas alone. There were about twenty lovely snow peas growing, along with maybe 30 flowers, which will soon yield snow peas.
I harvested about 15 snow peas and left the rest for others who might want to enjoy them. When I picked up my meds, I whispered to the pharmacist lady, "It is I who secretly planted snow peas on the balcony there. Make sure you harvest some, and tell your colleagues about them. But do not reveal my name."
She laughed and said she would be sure to check for them. Because they left my snow peas alone, and because the lady was nice and laughed at my antics, I have decided to lift my fatwa against Kaiser. If you visit Kaiser, plant roses and other beautiful flowers. I will continue to plan how best to achieve world domination by snow peas.
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@Daljinder (23193)
• Bangalore, India
21 Mar 17
So the horse gets bored of prison visits and he decides to issue a fatwa instead and drop snow peas on poor unsuspecting balconies. 
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@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
22 Mar 17
come, add to your domination by planting whatever you want out front!
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@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
23 Mar 17
@TheHorse I think sunflowers and corn might be too tall, but if you were here helping me, we could plant whatever you want! lol
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@TheHorse (238406)
• Walnut Creek, California
24 Mar 17
@Jessicalynnt What's your height limit? Sunflowers seem to adjust to the size of the pot. My "mammoths" grow to 10 feet in Oakland, but about four feet in a planter on my balcony. I think the roots tell the upper part what to do.
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@ElusiveButterfly (45941)
• United States
22 Mar 17
I am thinking of planting a corn row fence around my yard. But will get pretty pitched off if the landlord decides to mow them down. Well maybe I'll just go around the back window to give the overly curious next door neighbor something else to look at.
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@ElusiveButterfly (45941)
• United States
22 Mar 17
@TheHorse If I could catch the moron in the act I would. Often times I look up and catch the back of him as he is heading back to his yard.
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@TheHorse (238406)
• Walnut Creek, California
22 Mar 17
@ElusiveButterfly I would yell "window peeker!" and chase after him with a broom.
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@marguicha (230365)
• Chile
5 Apr 17
I would also plant snow peas if I didn´t have to have a war against some irritating bird pests. They are beautiful but they eat everything they see. I´d love to catch them and make a nice stew out of them
@vandana7 (102699)
• India
22 Mar 17
Hey I copied you ...for a different reason. I wanted to enrich the soil...lol. Not sure how rich the soil got, but I did get a few peapods. lol. That was over a month ago..lol. We two have lot in common...lol. Interest in kitchen gardening for one. Music another, though I am strictly off sad stuff...
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@divalounger (6182)
• United States
21 Mar 17
Oh you rebel! I must plane snow peas at the Kaiser in Alameda!!
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@TheHorse (238406)
• Walnut Creek, California
22 Mar 17
@divalounger Please don't call me sir. It makes me feel old (smiley face emoji). But if you join our posse of rebels, planting healthy vegetables everywhere, I will be happy.
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@Tampa_girl7 (54744)
• United States
23 Mar 17
I don't think I've ever ate a snow pea.
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@Tampa_girl7 (54744)
• United States
23 Mar 17
@TheHorse I will look for them in the supermarket. This is Mississippi and certain foods seem to be hard to find here. I always grab foods when I am up north to bring back home.
@teamfreak16 (43685)
• Denver, Colorado
22 Mar 17
I thought that was a banana peel at first!
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