Just One More Thing

@DWDavis (25797)
United States
May 13, 2017 12:56pm CST
Today is the day my missus and I go to the college to bring our youngest son home now that he's finished his junior year of college. Actually, we aren't going up there to bring him back. He has his own vehicle. We are going up to bring back the things that won't fit into his vehicle. In preparation for his homecoming, my wife decided we needed to do a big shopping excursion to Sam's Club and Target this morning. To bribe me to go along, she cooked me a breakfast of bacon and eggs. When we got there, found out why she needed me along. There were several heavy - over 20 pound/10 kilogram - items on her list. Included were 2 42 pound bags of cat litter, a 20 pound bag of cat food, and 2 20 pound bags of garden soil. At Target, all her items were lightweight and I was able to enjoy a visit to Starbucks where I finished the first draft of what I hope will be my seventh book. When we got home from shopping we put everything away. Then my missus suggested - wife speak for commanded - we clean the house. I chose to clean the floors. It was then she informed me that the vacuum's filters needed to be cleaned before I started using it. So I cleaned the filters, reassembled the vacuum, and vacuumed both downstairs and upstairs. I also swept and mopped the kitchen. My missus cleaned the bathrooms. I though I was done and ready to sit down and relax for a while until it was time to leave to get our son. I should have known better. "Just one more thing," my missus said with a guilty smile. "Could you go ahead and dust the living room?" Again, this was a command, not a request. I fussed a little and told her this better be the only "Just one more thing." It won't be, but for the moment I am sitting, trying to relax, and anticipating with irritated expectation the next "Just one more thing." How is your Saturday going so far?
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17 responses
@jaboUK (64346)
• United Kingdom
13 May 17
You are a modern man, unfortunately my husband is not.
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@DWDavis (25797)
• United States
13 May 17
My mother raised me to understand that keeping up the house is a shared responsibility when both spouses work out side the home.
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• India
14 May 17
@DWDavis coz you understood
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• Preston, England
14 May 17
'Just one more thing' is always an omenous line - used to like it in Colombo when he'd say that right before proving the identity of the killer
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• Preston, England
15 May 17
@DWDavis not just women, a lot of men use the same tactic
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@DWDavis (25797)
• United States
15 May 17
@arthurchappell True, but knowing a man is thinking doesn't give me pause. When a man says, "Hey, dude, watch this," then I worry, and usually duck.
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@DWDavis (25797)
• United States
14 May 17
When a wife says it, it's almost as frightening as when she says "I was just thinking."
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@katsmeow1213 (28716)
• United States
13 May 17
Wish I could get my husband to do some chores like that... but he's smart and works 2 jobs so he's never home. Instead I fight with the kids over having to do stuff.
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• United States
14 May 17
@DWDavis I suppose when we get to that point hubby will no longer need 2 jobs so he will be around to help more!
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@DWDavis (25797)
• United States
14 May 17
We don't have kids at home anymore to pass the work off to.
@andriaperry (118793)
• Anniston, Alabama
13 May 17
You are a good man! I have never had a man clean house for me before, maybe make dinner but not clean house.
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@DWDavis (25797)
• United States
13 May 17
Since my wife and I both work, we share the housework and yard work. Due to my arthritis, I am somewhat limited on the yardwork, but can still push a vacuum.
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@JohnRoberts (109841)
• Los Angeles, California
13 May 17
I don't think the bacon and eggs breakfast was sufficient bribery.
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@DWDavis (25797)
• United States
14 May 17
She also included an English Muffin.
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@DWDavis (25797)
• United States
14 May 17
@JohnRoberts She also made me coffee.
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@JohnRoberts (109841)
• Los Angeles, California
14 May 17
@DWDavis Still not enough incentive!
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@Kandae11 (57231)
14 May 17
I can't say I have done as much manual labor as you have, -but yours is all for a good cause.
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@DWDavis (25797)
• United States
14 May 17
The good news is the boy is home The bad news is, our living room is full of stuff that needs to be put away.
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@Kandae11 (57231)
14 May 17
@DWDavis Ha, more work.
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@GardenGerty (169490)
• United States
13 May 17
I cannot get hubby to help with house chores, ever. He puts his laundry in and then hogs the dryer (wasting electricity) so they will not wrinkle until he wants to hang them, or until I give up and hang them. He is parts chasing for cars, although he did lift potting soil for me.
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@DWDavis (25797)
• United States
13 May 17
Even though I'm not supposed to life anything heavy these days, I often do because it wouldn't get where it needs to be otherwise.
• United States
13 May 17
You are a treasure my friend. Your wife is blessed is all I can say haha Saturday is quiet here, my place small, so not that much to do. I hope your trip to help your son come home goes well and that you will get some time to relax and finish up that book.
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@DWDavis (25797)
• United States
13 May 17
I am of the mind that we need to downsize both the size of our house and yard. My wife does not share this opinion, however. If it were up to her, we'd have a bigger yard, though perhaps a smaller house.
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• United States
13 May 17
@DWDavis Aw, I wish you could do as you prefer DW. Less space to me is fine too.
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@Tampa_girl7 (54715)
• United States
22 May 17
We also went in early May to help our son move his things
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@DWDavis (25797)
• United States
23 May 17
When we move him into his new apartment in August, we'll be renting a U-Haul trailer.
@RasmaSandra (98033)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
13 May 17
My Saturday is about over here in Latvia. We did some weeding in the garden today and some laundry. Tomorrow I have to tackle the housework. My hubby usually does not like to participate so I always have a lot on hand to do. You are good to help out.
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@DWDavis (25797)
• United States
14 May 17
My wife is hoping to plant some flowers around the house here.
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@JudyEv (382258)
• Rockingham, Australia
14 May 17
It's good of you to help out with the cleaning. I guess my husband would if I asked but I don't ask.
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@DWDavis (25797)
• United States
14 May 17
I lived on my own long enough to get used to doing my own housework, so I don't mind helping.
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@teamfreak16 (43618)
• Denver, Colorado
13 May 17
Just doing a little cleaning. It's voluntary, though.
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@DWDavis (25797)
• United States
13 May 17
The thing about housecleaning that gets under my skin is the next week you have to do it all over again. The house just won't stay clean.
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@teamfreak16 (43618)
• Denver, Colorado
13 May 17
@DWDavis - Tell me about it.
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• Defuniak Springs, Florida
13 May 17
YAY! Finally another DW Davis book to read! I'm extied aout that. Also, that's a pretty hefty Sams Club list.
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@DWDavis (25797)
• United States
13 May 17
Hefty is the right word. I got my workout moving all that stuff. I have a book with my editor right now. I should bet it back next week. Hopefully, it will be available in print and e-book in time for summer reading.
• Defuniak Springs, Florida
13 May 17
YAY! Finally another DW Davis book to read! I'm extied aout that. Also, that's a pretty hefty Sams Club list.
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@DWDavis (25797)
• United States
14 May 17
I have a new book with my editor and I'm supposed to get it back next week with her notes. I hope to have it out this summer.
@LadyDuck (502573)
• Italy
14 May 17
My husband is Italian, Italian men are not raised to help their wives in household chores.
@responsiveme (22923)
• India
14 May 17
Not as "relaxing " as yours
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• Defuniak Springs, Florida
13 May 17
YAY! Finally another DW Davis book to read! I'm extied aout that. Also, that's a pretty hefty Sams Club list.