Of Gert, cranks and hand-throttles
By Judy Evans
@JudyEv (382312)
Rockingham, Australia
December 25, 2017 6:22pm CST
I used the term ‘cranking up’ in a recent comment and @MALUSE asked the meaning to which @pgntwo replied and I quote ‘Getting up to speed. Cranking was there term applied to spinning up the flywheel on a generator by hand to get it going under its own steam (well, diesel or petrol engine usually). The crank handle was removed once the flywheel was being powered by the engine.’
This was a much better explanation than I could have managed but I was reminded of the time Vince took me to the movies in an old Hillman car that he had at the time. It rejoiced in the name of Gert. When we came out of the theatre and got into the car I was informed that we had to sit for a while. When the street was deserted of people, Vince got out and cranked the car to get it started.
The other interesting story about Gert was that it had a sunroof. Vince would sometimes drive it by sitting on the back of the driver’s seat with his head out the opening and steer with his feet. It had a hand throttle which could be set like an accelerator so it would keep moving slowly. We would also set the hand throttle then walk beside the car throwing mallee roots into it through the open sunroof. Mallee roots made great firewood. By this stage Gert was just about due for the scrap-heap so we didn’t worry too much about the damage we might be doing to the interior.
The photo is of Vince driving Gert and trying to get the back wheel off the ground.
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@BelleStarr (61463)
• United States
26 Dec 17
It sounds like Gert was a fun car to own.
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@JudyEv (382312)
• Rockingham, Australia
26 Dec 17
Yes, it was a very old car. I think it might have been made in 1947 or 48.
@Juliaacv (56322)
• Canada
26 Dec 17
They really have come a long ways with what a vehicle can do, back up cameras, and heated seats and navigation and whatnot, but nothing compares to Gert. I remember my husband had an old Chevy Nova, and he could pull the keys out of the ignition while he was driving. I remember the first time that I saw him do that I almost fell over.
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@andriaperry (118793)
• Anniston, Alabama
26 Dec 17
I love that car! And this story
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@JudyEv (382312)
• Rockingham, Australia
26 Dec 17
There was a lot of innocent fun to be had in those days.
@JudyEv (382312)
• Rockingham, Australia
26 Dec 17
I'm sure most didn't dent as easily. Nowadays they seem to be mostly plastic.

@bagarad (14283)
• Paso Robles, California
26 Dec 17
This reminds me of Nappy Kapoleon, the name my parents gave the first car I remember. It was a 1939 Chevy. My mom hated the way it looked and she wouldn't get into it. So she would walk. So my dad would follow her slowly down the street in the car until she got embarrassed by my dad following her. She finally got in and learned to drive it. Seems every time we turned the corner the door handle would fall off.
My own most memorable experience in the car was when I was about three or four. My mom had bought me an ice cream cone and I also had a new coat on. As we were coming down the street near our church, my ice cream cone started to drip. My mom tried to stop it and ran onto the porch of a house and took the steps out. Her insurance man couldn't quite get that she had run into a house. He kept asking "You ran into a horse?"
To which she kept replying, "No. I ran into a house."
Not long after than Nappy Kapolean ( which was really supposed to be Napoleon, but I didn't get that right so they repeated my way of saying it) was traded in on our first Chrysler, whom we named Mrs. Gray. I'll let you figure out what color it was. Nappy was an ugly shade of green. That's one reason my mother hated it. The other reason was that door handle that kept falling off.
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@JudyEv (382312)
• Rockingham, Australia
26 Dec 17
Vince and his mates had a lot of fun in it. He also took me out in it quite a bit.

@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
27 Dec 17
@JudyEv Nothing like the approach used by Mr Bean after his visit to the new year sales then... 

Mr. Bean gets a little too carried away in the DIY store, leading to a very awkward drive home. FOR MORE BEAN CLICK HERE: http://bit.ly/1rhPvax Stay tuned, c...
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@JamesHxstatic (29410)
• Eugene, Oregon
26 Dec 17
Great old car and story too!
I recall cranking an old car or two and more than a few tractors for my dad in west Texas back in the 1950s. He ran his own auto repair machine shop in the little town of Merkel and made "house calls" for farmers whose tractors broke down mid-field.
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@JamesHxstatic (29410)
• Eugene, Oregon
26 Dec 17
@JudyEv Some older cars had to be cranked to start at all.
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@JudyEv (382312)
• Rockingham, Australia
26 Dec 17
@JamesHxstatic I'm not sure I knew that. If I did I'd forgotten about it.
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@JudyEv (382312)
• Rockingham, Australia
26 Dec 17
Sorry, not au fait with shine runners.
Are you watching the next Test?
Are you watching the next Test? @arthurchappell (44941)
• Preston, England
26 Dec 17
my mum used to have a Hillman Imp
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@arthurchappell (44941)
• Preston, England
28 Dec 17
@JudyEv yes, I used to like being a passenger in it



@moffittjc (128837)
• Gainesville, Florida
26 Dec 17
Ahhh...the good old days! I imagine we all have wonderful memories and stories of great cars we've owned in the past! If only those cars could talk, you could imagine the stories they'd tell of all the crazy things we did!
I hope Gert is resting peacefully now in that Great Auto Scrap-Heap in the Sky!
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@moffittjc (128837)
• Gainesville, Florida
28 Dec 17
@JudyEv Wow, that is great to hear! I always love hearing stories about how wonderful old cars are saved from the graveyard and restored to their former glory! It's like breathing new life into their soul!
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@JudyEv (382312)
• Rockingham, Australia
28 Dec 17
@moffittjc That's true. Same with any restoration work I guess.
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@JohnRoberts (109841)
• Los Angeles, California
26 Dec 17
Too bad Gert could not be saved.
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@JudyEv (382312)
• Rockingham, Australia
26 Dec 17
@JohnRoberts The enthusiasts take great care of them.
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@JohnRoberts (109841)
• Los Angeles, California
26 Dec 17
@JudyEv That is good news to restore a vintage auto.
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@teamfreak16 (43633)
• Denver, Colorado
28 Dec 17
And I first thought cranking up the music. Go figure. Cool car.
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@teamfreak16 (43633)
• Denver, Colorado
28 Dec 17
@JudyEv - That could very well be.
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@saritflor (3914)
• Hungary
26 Dec 17
I think old cars are looking way better than the cars of today? do you agree guys?
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