Here’s Another One of Those Silly Labels

The Coffee Mate label, listed as non-dairy but given a dairy label.  Photo taken by and the property of FourWalls.
@FourWalls (86755)
United States
May 9, 2018 9:03pm CST
For the past month or two @LoriAMoore has been treating myLot to funny signs. The other day I found significant humor in a label on a bottle of salt water, informing me that the salt and the water were both gluten free. Tonight at the grocery I saw something else that made me chuckle. Good ol’ Coffee Mate, the legendary non-dairy coffee creamer..... Is labeled as “dairy.” Something’s messed up here somewhere. You see it labeled as “non-dairy” on the front. On the back, you see the Orthodox Union certification for it being kosher. Next to that (the U with a circle around it, if you didn’t know), you see the letter D. That means it’s certified as a DAIRY product. Okay, so it’s kinda dairy non-dairy....
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@rebelann (117244)
• El Paso, Texas
10 May 18
Hmmmm, I didn't see the letter D anywhere. I did notice those ingredients though, boy am I glad I never use that junk.
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@rebelann (117244)
• El Paso, Texas
10 May 18
@FourWalls Yeah, Keith is so well preserved, each and every line
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@FourWalls (86755)
• United States
10 May 18
The circled “OU” has a small D next to it. And you’re correct about the ingredients. That stuff is better preserved than Keith Richards!
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@cintol (11261)
• United States
10 May 18
hmmmm, I guess it will depend on which side of the bottle you look at first. 50/50
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@FourWalls (86755)
• United States
10 May 18
LOL, it even says "contains a milk derivative" on the back. Maybe it's from powdered cows.
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@cintol (11261)
• United States
10 May 18
@FourWalls , then its not dairy free lol
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• United States
11 May 18
It's amazing what you can find when you read labels
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@Namelesss (3364)
• United States
29 Aug 18
Haha, just had this discussion yesterday with someone. Crazy aint it?
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@JohnRoberts (109841)
• Los Angeles, California
10 May 18
You could not come up with a Steely Dan song for this one?
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@FourWalls (86755)
• United States
10 May 18
No. Now drink your big non-dairy black cow and get outta here.
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@dgobucks226 (37621)
12 May 18
You aroused my curiosity. Which lead me to a bit of research which further explains your keen observatory powers, lol. Coffee-mate brand nondairy creamers contain sodium caseinate which is a form of protein from milk. Caseinate is a common ingredient in nondairy milk substitutes. FDA regulations require that when foods characterized on the label as "nondairy" contain a caseinate ingredient, that ingredient must be followed by a parenthetical term such as "a milk derivative."
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@andriaperry (118793)
• Anniston, Alabama
10 May 18
I did not know that is what that D was for!
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