The best Christmas present EVER!
By Teddy
@ThreeTeddies (2038)
United Kingdom
December 26, 2018 4:22pm CST
No really, this is one of the best Christmas presents I have ever received! When you get to my age (a dribbling, slurping, slobbering 65-year-old) you will find yourself constantly dropping food items onto your clothing resulting in frequent changes throughout the day. This present from my daughter (she has a cruel sense of humour) solves that problem almost completely. No matter how many times I miss my mouth (my daughter doesn't believe that's possible 'cos it's so big) any dropped morsels will land on my 'Man Bib' and not on my clothing. My wife also appreciates this gift since it lightens her load when it comes to laundry time.
In fact, I'm beginning to wonder who this gift was aimed at - myself or my wife!
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@ThreeTeddies (2038)
• United Kingdom
28 Dec 18
I suspect quite a few wives would appreciate this gift for their hubby! 
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@sallypup (69161)
• Centralia, Washington
26 Dec 18
@ThreeTeddies True. You can give the giver a pause when you inquire whether they think you smell or whether you can't control your food...
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@ThreeTeddies (2038)
• United Kingdom
26 Dec 18
@Courage7 It comes to us all in time!
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@Courage7 (19626)
• United States
26 Dec 18
@ThreeTeddies Yes it does and I cant wait for it to come to some.
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@LovingMyBabies (85923)
• Valdosta, Georgia
27 Dec 18
Too funny! My husband needs one too. Lol
My husband needs one too. Lol1 person likes this
@xstitcher (39015)
• Petaluma, California
26 Dec 18
I had an uncle who'd always give gifts like that. 
Once he got my Dad an ax, which he had polished the blade of to a shine, and had a little plaque on the handle that said "Order of the Ax". This was because earlier that year my father had had enough of a bothersome gopher in our backyard. He had thought he saw some movement, and went out with an ax to take care of the problem. Well, he didn't hit the gopher, but he did hit one of the pipes of the sprinkler system...
Once he got my Dad an ax, which he had polished the blade of to a shine, and had a little plaque on the handle that said "Order of the Ax". This was because earlier that year my father had had enough of a bothersome gopher in our backyard. He had thought he saw some movement, and went out with an ax to take care of the problem. Well, he didn't hit the gopher, but he did hit one of the pipes of the sprinkler system...1 person likes this
@ThreeTeddies (2038)
• United Kingdom
31 Dec 18
With my family I certainly need one
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@VivaLaDani13 (60812)
• Perth, Australia
27 Dec 18
@ThreeTeddies lol that is so cute though!
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@Swayamsiddha (4354)
• New Delhi, India
27 Dec 18
You can now eat comfortably. That is more important
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@a_jerobon (2317)
• Eldoret, Kenya
27 Dec 18
Hahaha! I love how you like your gift.
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