Cutting The Grass

@porwest (112864)
United States
April 9, 2020 4:53pm CST
Yesterday I was busy cooking dinner and the wifey got home and said she wanted to cut the grass in the back. I told her, "Sweetie, just hold up so I can help you." "Nah," she said. "I feel like I am getting a fat butt and need to do something to work it off." I paused. Then I smirked. "Might as well go ahead and take care of the front then, too." And THEN the fight started.
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****DANIELLE****
@VivaLaDani13 (60812)
• Perth, Australia
14 Apr 20
@porwest My jaw dropped lol oh my goodness!
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****DANIELLE****
@VivaLaDani13 (60812)
• Perth, Australia
14 Apr 20
@porwest You are classic!
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Jim Bauer
@porwest (112864)
• United States
15 Apr 20
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Jim Bauer
@porwest (112864)
• United States
14 Apr 20
Mine almost got busted.
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CarolDM
@CarolDM (203396)
• Nashville, Tennessee
10 Apr 20
You had to push it, right!
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Jim Bauer
@porwest (112864)
• United States
10 Apr 20
Of course. 15 years together and 13 years married, and I will never learn.
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CarolDM
@CarolDM (203396)
• Nashville, Tennessee
10 Apr 20
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Marlina
@marlina (154103)
• Canada
27 Apr 20
I can totally understand your wife getting upset about this.
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Jim Bauer
@porwest (112864)
• United States
28 Apr 20
lol.
Marie
@Tampa_girl7 (54716)
• United States
10 Apr 20
You’re a funny bunny
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Jim Bauer
@porwest (112864)
• United States
10 Apr 20
I hope my wife agrees with you. She has been sharpening knives. Which is perplexing since I am the cook in the house.
Thelma
@thelme55 (79323)
• Germany
9 Apr 20
LOL! Did you not help her?
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Jim Bauer
@porwest (112864)
• United States
10 Apr 20
Why? And get in the way of her making her big butt smaller?
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Thelma
@thelme55 (79323)
• Germany
10 Apr 20
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LindaOH
@LindaOHio (222624)
• United States
10 Apr 20
I'm sure she really appreciates her comedian husband...not!
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Jim Bauer
@porwest (112864)
• United States
10 Apr 20
lol. She is not a fan.
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ultraman cosmos
@id_peace (17036)
• Singapore
10 Apr 20
Front and back yard lol. That is a good way to have fight started indeed.
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Jim Bauer
@porwest (112864)
• United States
10 Apr 20
lol. We actually have a lot of fun with each other. Over the years we have decided not to take each other too seriously. We know we love each other, and that is all that matters in the end. lol
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Alfredo Rossi
@amadeo (111937)
• United States
9 Apr 20
the grass not ready here yet but soon.
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Jim Bauer
@porwest (112864)
• United States
10 Apr 20
Ours is growing like mad. lol
Judy Evans
@JudyEv (382328)
• Rockingham, Australia
9 Apr 20
Serve you right. I hope she won. Some of these - and then the fight started - are very funny.
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Jim Bauer
@porwest (112864)
• United States
10 Apr 20
It is always more fun when it is an actual conversation that happened. lol. I cannot begin to describe the look she gave me. I think they have made horror movies out of that face though. I am sure of it.
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NJ Chicaa
@NJChicaa (127163)
• United States
9 Apr 20
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John Roberts
@JohnRoberts (109841)
• Los Angeles, California
10 Apr 20
Hey, you were cooking dinner.
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Jim Bauer
@porwest (112864)
• United States
10 Apr 20
Darn tootin' right.
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