Someone Wants Us Dead!

@DianneN (246334)
United States
May 14, 2020 5:24pm CST
Our son was atTrader Joe’s earlier and asked if we needed any essentials, fruit, snacks, or vegetables. I texted that I could use sour cream, any fruit besides bananas or oranges, and a snack he’d think we would like. For heaven’s sake! Look at all the junk food he bought us! Nacho cheese tortilla chips, milk chocolate covered mini pretzels, dark chocolate honey grahams with sea salt, Belgium chocolate with almonds, chocolate chip sandwich cookies, and potato chips!!! He did get us the sour cream I wanted and a lovely choice of fresh fruit. After sterilizing everything including the kitchen, I really think he wants us chubby or dead.
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Alex Socorro
@Alexandoy (65308)
• Cainta, Philippines
14 May 20
You got me nervous there huh. Don't do this again, okay? Waheehee.
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Kharla Jolly
@kobesbuddy (74435)
• East Tawas, Michigan
14 May 20
I'd need to sample every bit of it, Alex!
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Alex Socorro
@Alexandoy (65308)
• Cainta, Philippines
14 May 20
@kobesbuddy waheehee, you really made me laugh.
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DianneN
@DianneN (246334)
• United States
14 May 20
Well, now what are we going to do?
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Kharla Jolly
@kobesbuddy (74435)
• East Tawas, Michigan
14 May 20
I've heard this somewhere, not sure where. Giving food is a powerful expression of love. You and hubby are definitely loved, far above and beyond measure
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DianneN
@DianneN (246334)
• United States
15 May 20
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DianneN
@DianneN (246334)
• United States
14 May 20
Well, thank you for your kind words. I still can’t believe he bought all that junk for us. He knows we don’t eat like that. Grrrrr I gained 234 pounds just looking at it.
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Kharla Jolly
@kobesbuddy (74435)
• East Tawas, Michigan
15 May 20
@DianneN Jay stopped eating candy all day long and lost 15 pounds!
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rebelann1949
@rebelann (111081)
• El Paso, Texas
15 May 20
Nah, he simply wanted you to have a variety to choose from.
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rebelann1949
@rebelann (111081)
• El Paso, Texas
15 May 20
Maybe he plans to visit @DianneN then you can force them down his throat
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DianneN
@DianneN (246334)
• United States
15 May 20
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DianneN
@DianneN (246334)
• United States
15 May 20
He went a bit overboard. . I’m shocked, because he knows we don’t keep this stuff in the house. I guess we will have to force it down our throats.
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paigea
@paigea (35635)
• Canada
14 May 20
Oh, I would have to put the snacks in the basement!
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DianneN
@DianneN (246334)
• United States
15 May 20
If I did, I’d be running up and down the stairs like a wild woman.
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paigea
@paigea (35635)
• Canada
15 May 20
@DianneN That happens to me some days. But if I don't go for the first one! Easier to talk myself out of going to get it, down there.
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paigea
@paigea (35635)
• Canada
15 May 20
@Rama23 myLot does not work that way. Following people, or being followed by them does nothing.
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Shubhu
@shubhu3 (36464)
• New Delhi, India
14 May 20
Give me nachos.
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DianneN
@DianneN (246334)
• United States
14 May 20
You can have them! Anything else?
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DianneN
@DianneN (246334)
• United States
15 May 20
@shubhu3 We had some tonight. Soooooo good!
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Shubhu
@shubhu3 (36464)
• New Delhi, India
15 May 20
@DianneN Belgium chocolates too.
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Manuela Lopes
@nela13 (55702)
• Portugal
14 May 20
That is so sweet of your son
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DianneN
@DianneN (246334)
• United States
15 May 20
@nela13 Let’s see what your son does for you when he’s all grown up.
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DianneN
@DianneN (246334)
• United States
14 May 20
Ya think? . He drove off to put his own groceries away before I even had a chance to look in the bags. He refused to pick them up. Now he will had two extremely fat parents or two with cardiac arrest.
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Manuela Lopes
@nela13 (55702)
• Portugal
15 May 20
@DianneN He only wanted to please you and I am sure you won't be fat
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Amber
@AmbiePam (85306)
• United States
15 May 20
Wow, what a load of goodies! Those would be he hard to resist.
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DianneN
@DianneN (246334)
• United States
15 May 20
We already dug in to the chocolate.
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Sue21
@lovinangelsinstead21 (36850)
• Pamplona, Spain
15 May 20
A couple of snacks here or there won´t harm anyone ever that is what my two would bring us as well.
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Sue21
@lovinangelsinstead21 (36850)
• Pamplona, Spain
16 May 20
@DianneN Just enjoy one then or half a packet.
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DianneN
@DianneN (246334)
• United States
15 May 20
A couple would have been perfect, but......
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DianneN
@DianneN (246334)
• United States
16 May 20
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much2say
@much2say (53918)
• Los Angeles, California
15 May 20
As I frequent TJs, I am familiar with all that stuff on your counter. Oh those nacho tortilla chips that are hiding in back . . . keep that away from me . . . I don't buy that because I know darn well what happens to that bag it it comes into this house. But, it's nice that your son thought to get the extras . . . I do that for my parents as well .
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much2say
@much2say (53918)
• Los Angeles, California
15 May 20
@DianneN If they did, they wouldn't tell me . I really don't go overboard though because my dad has some dietary restrictions . . . I just sneak in some "different" stuff for them. My mom is a creature of habit (that's why it's easy to shop for them because I know exactly what she wants) . . . so I like to get them stuff that they've never tried that I think they would like.
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DianneN
@DianneN (246334)
• United States
15 May 20
@much2say You are a wonderful daughter.
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DianneN
@DianneN (246334)
• United States
15 May 20
And your parents don’t want to kill you?
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Tina Dalasinski
@Tina30219 (81539)
• Onaway, Michigan
14 May 20
Enjoy your goodies. We just finished dinner now I am enjoying a drink
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Tina Dalasinski
@Tina30219 (81539)
• Onaway, Michigan
15 May 20
@DianneN I am on drink 2 I need it tonight my back issue is back that I had last year.
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DianneN
@DianneN (246334)
• United States
15 May 20
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Lenore Plassman
@sallypup (57739)
• Centralia, Washington
14 May 20
Its like you're going to summer camp! You have a wonderful son.
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DianneN
@DianneN (246334)
• United States
15 May 20
Oh, please! He knows we don’t eat this junk. However, I will not let it go to waste.
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Valerie J. Routhieaux
@just4him (305532)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
15 May 20
It also looks like he had chocolate on the brain. Save the snacks for your grandkids when you see them again.
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Judy Story
@jstory07 (134291)
• Roseburg, Oregon
15 May 20
@DianneN Actually they will be eaten by than. You know you can not resist them.
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DianneN
@DianneN (246334)
• United States
15 May 20
@jstory07 You’re right, Judy,
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DianneN
@DianneN (246334)
• United States
15 May 20
By the time we see the grandkids, these goodies will be stale.
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Darcy Nemo
@YrNemo (20261)
•
14 May 20
He is fattening you up .
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DianneN
@DianneN (246334)
• United States
14 May 20
Like a fat pig or a cow! Want some?
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DianneN
@DianneN (246334)
• United States
15 May 20
@YrNemo Help yourself! We have more than we can ever eat!!!
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Darcy Nemo
@YrNemo (20261)
•
15 May 20
@DianneN I could help you with that bag of pretzels (I don't often favor fruit, we have some here right now).
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LowRiderX
@LowRiderX (22907)
• Serbia
14 May 20
I'd rather say he wants you two chubbyOtherwise, this may take a few days, now you have everything and now there is really no need to go out
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DianneN
@DianneN (246334)
• United States
15 May 20
Two chubby parents or two with cardiac arrest in the hospital. I want this gone, so we will have to gobble it up quickly.
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LowRiderX
@LowRiderX (22907)
• Serbia
15 May 20
@DianneN Just distribute it correctly by days
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DianneN
@DianneN (246334)
• United States
16 May 20
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Heather Echola
@GardenGerty (157485)
• United States
15 May 20
Awe, just portion it out. Sounds good.
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DianneN
@DianneN (246334)
• United States
15 May 20
It will last us until May 2030.
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Anne Marie Guyer
@LeaPea2417 (36399)
• Toccoa, Georgia
15 May 20
I'm a junk food junkie. Lol but I eat it in moderation.
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Anne Marie Guyer
@LeaPea2417 (36399)
• Toccoa, Georgia
15 May 20
@DianneN sure
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DianneN
@DianneN (246334)
• United States
15 May 20
Want some?
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Sharon
@simone10 (54189)
• Louisville, Kentucky
15 May 20
Maybe he thought you needed some comfort food.
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Sharon
@simone10 (54189)
• Louisville, Kentucky
18 May 20
@DianneN Ahhhh, that makes sense now
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DianneN
@DianneN (246334)
• United States
15 May 20
He knows we don’t eat that kind of comfort food, but we have a feeling he does.
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Bobby Larkin
@hostessman (11871)
• Tucson, Arizona
15 May 20
what a wonderful son you have ////
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DianneN
@DianneN (246334)
• United States
15 May 20
You’d love him!
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Thelma
@thelme55 (76477)
• Germany
15 May 20
Lol! Maybe he was thinking you could need a few pounds on your ribs. The thoughts count on buying those delicious goodies for you or maybe the junk food is for him when he comes.
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DianneN
@DianneN (246334)
• United States
15 May 20
My ribs are just fine, thank you very much. He won’t come into our house like your son. Nor does he want us at his house. He cares too much about us to perhaps be a carrier and give us the virus. Now that’s what I call REAL LOVE.
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DianneN
@DianneN (246334)
• United States
15 May 20
@thelme55 I know.
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Thelma
@thelme55 (76477)
• Germany
15 May 20
@DianneN I know. I was just sarcastic. It was indeed real love.
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CarolDM
@CarolDM (203454)
• Nashville, Tennessee
14 May 20
Oh my, it all looks so good though.
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DianneN
@DianneN (246334)
• United States
15 May 20
You know I don’t eat that stuff, but I will not let it go to waste!
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CarolDM
@CarolDM (203454)
• Nashville, Tennessee
15 May 20
@DianneN I know you don't but it was a nice gesture.
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CarolDM
@CarolDM (203454)
• Nashville, Tennessee
15 May 20
@DianneN I know you don't but it was a nice gesture.
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