A Handy-dandy Doublespeak Guide

Turing Political-speak Decoder
By pgn
@pgntwo (22408)
Derry, Northern Ireland
May 17, 2020 4:52pm CST
Keep this handy when listening to the daily reports on our country's, or countries', progress against "The Virus" - so true, it hurts!
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@1creekgirl (40515)
• United States
17 May 20
That is funny and absolutely true!
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@xFiacre (12595)
• Ireland
18 May 20
@pgntwo I hope you weren't too shocked and disillusioned when you decoded the Boris-speak.
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@xFiacre (12595)
• Ireland
20 May 20
@pgntwo He is certainly unprecedented, and hopefully not to be repeated.
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@pgntwo (22408)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
19 May 20
Disillusionment is rapidly becoming the new normal hereabouts, @xFiacre!
@pgntwo (22408)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
20 May 20
I would not have expected any less of the conniving, clown-mannered charlatan, actually.
@rebelann (111163)
• El Paso, Texas
17 May 20
I wonder just exactly what the real intent was for all this confinement ...... well, at least the pollution has been toned down, that is a plus at least.
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@DaddyEvil (137145)
• United States
18 May 20
Oh, wow! I've gotten letters with those phrases used by the city government here several times. When we first moved into our last house, over 22 years ago, our second water bill was over $500, up from $13, for a month. Then the next month it went back to $13. The city water department kept giving me the runaround until I finally threatened to sue the city over it! Right after that, I got a letter that sort of apologized for the inconvenience of a "mistaken" reading on the water meter. *shake my head*
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@Dragonairy1 (1722)
• Newcastle Upon Tyne, England
17 May 20
Hmm I had noticed everyone on tv says unprecedented
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@xFiacre (12595)
• Ireland
18 May 20
@dragonairy1 That word has been used so often it now sounds quite silly
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• Newcastle Upon Tyne, England
18 May 20
@xFiacre but saying it is a condition of being on tv
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@JudyEv (325693)
• Rockingham, Australia
18 May 20
I like the 'bitterly regret' one. lol
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@allen0187 (58444)
• Philippines
17 May 20
Too funny! Particularly like 'Unprecedented' and 'Sorry if'.
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@Janet357 (75656)
17 May 20
sure!
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