Would you hire this person?

@JudyEv (325854)
Rockingham, Australia
July 3, 2020 2:05am CST
The photo has nothing to do with the post. It is free from Wikimedia. At one point in my working career, I asked for a reference from a business manager. Below is the first reference he gave me. Then he gave me another ‘proper’ one which was much more complimentary. You have to admit this one is funny though, don’t you? The Reference To whom it may concern: Reference: Mrs Judy Evans I am at last delighted to be able to offer a reference for Mrs Evans. Since her employment here following her 250 hours of community service we have not seen any items go missing. Her release from parole has boosted her confidence and seems to have stopped the insubordinate language she previously demonstrated. Now she has got her licence back we are beginning to let her use the company car but this is better later in the day because her blood alcohol level remains quite high for several hours after she drinks. She has now managed to put in a full week’s work but this pattern is not likely to continue after payday. I wish you every success if you employ Judy. I did mention it was a joke, didn’t I?
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@louievill (28851)
• Philippines
3 Jul 20
You amuse me Judy
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@JudyEv (325854)
• Rockingham, Australia
3 Jul 20
I tried to make sure people would know it wasn't for real!
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@Alexandoy (65308)
• Cainta, Philippines
3 Jul 20
So hard to digest.... I am still thinking, waheehee.
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@JudyEv (325854)
• Rockingham, Australia
3 Jul 20
It was very funny at the time.
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@LadyDuck (458230)
• Switzerland
3 Jul 20
This is too funny Judy, and the little guy in the photo is not someone I would hire.
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@LadyDuck (458230)
• Switzerland
3 Jul 20
@JudyEv Today I feel like that Judy, I would go to sleep.
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@JudyEv (325854)
• Rockingham, Australia
3 Jul 20
Glad you enjoyed it. I just love that little red panda. Some days I feel just like that.
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@moffittjc (118459)
• Gainesville, Florida
3 Jul 20
Now that's funny! Your business manager had a very good sense of humor!
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@moffittjc (118459)
• Gainesville, Florida
4 Jul 20
@JudyEv I'll have to remember this next time one of my staff asks me to write a reference letter!
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@JudyEv (325854)
• Rockingham, Australia
4 Jul 20
It's pretty clever, isn't it?
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@JudyEv (325854)
• Rockingham, Australia
5 Jul 20
@moffittjc It would be good for a laugh.
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@just4him (306386)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
3 Jul 20
Too funny. I hope you framed it. I love the picture too. The raccoon seems to go along with the drunk attitude of the letter.
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@just4him (306386)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
8 Jul 20
@JudyEv Yes, you should.
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@JudyEv (325854)
• Rockingham, Australia
4 Jul 20
I didn't frame it but maybe I should.
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• Agra, India
3 Jul 20
Omg..you knew how to trap us all
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@JudyEv (325854)
• Rockingham, Australia
3 Jul 20
It was very funny at the time.
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• Agra, India
3 Jul 20
@JudyEv yes...I can imagine that
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@minx267 (15527)
• Hartford, Connecticut
3 Jul 20
LOL. too funny!
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@minx267 (15527)
• Hartford, Connecticut
4 Jul 20
@JudyEv lol. I bet.
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@JudyEv (325854)
• Rockingham, Australia
3 Jul 20
He had me fooled for the first couple of lines. lol
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@rebelann (111195)
• El Paso, Texas
3 Jul 20
I do hope any new perspective employers never read it.
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@rebelann (111195)
• El Paso, Texas
4 Jul 20
It sounds like that employer meant it as a joke but I wouldn't have laughed if I had read it @JudyEv
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@JudyEv (325854)
• Rockingham, Australia
5 Jul 20
@rebelann I laughed - a lot. Luckily, I knew immediately that it was a joke.
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@JudyEv (325854)
• Rockingham, Australia
4 Jul 20
I made sure it didn't get mixed up with my 'good' ones. :)
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@DianneN (246906)
• United States
3 Jul 20
That is hilarious!
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@JudyEv (325854)
• Rockingham, Australia
4 Jul 20
Haha. Glad you enjoyed it. I'm not really like that - much.
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@thelme55 (76476)
• Germany
3 Jul 20
No, I will not let you work with me if it is not a joke Very funny reference.
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@JudyEv (325854)
• Rockingham, Australia
3 Jul 20
I might be the employee from Hell!!
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@thelme55 (76476)
• Germany
3 Jul 20
@JudyEv yes, that is what I thought.
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@LindaOHio (156271)
• United States
3 Jul 20
Cute picture. I love the letter of "reference".
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@JudyEv (325854)
• Rockingham, Australia
4 Jul 20
It's cleverly done, suggesting all sorts of bad behaviour.
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@CarolDM (203452)
• Nashville, Tennessee
3 Jul 20
Thanks for the smiles.
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@JudyEv (325854)
• Rockingham, Australia
4 Jul 20
You're most welcome.
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• India
3 Jul 20
Haha looks like he wrote from the heart
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@JudyEv (325854)
• Rockingham, Australia
3 Jul 20
Do you think so? Maybe you know me too well!
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• India
3 Jul 20
@JudyEv haha
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• Banjarmasin, Indonesia
3 Jul 20
Cute
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@JudyEv (325854)
• Rockingham, Australia
5 Jul 20
Thanks
@simone10 (54189)
• Louisville, Kentucky
6 Jul 20
you had me for a minute there. I was thinking, this doesn't sound like Judy.
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@simone10 (54189)
• Louisville, Kentucky
11 Jul 20
@JudyEv I could never think that about you.
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@JudyEv (325854)
• Rockingham, Australia
12 Jul 20
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@JudyEv (325854)
• Rockingham, Australia
6 Jul 20
Haha. I've very pleased with your response! Imagine if you'd said 'Huh, that sounds just like her'.
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@gr8nana6 (6614)
• Conyers, Georgia
3 Jul 20
LMBO this is hilarious, yes I did figure it out after the community servine line
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@JudyEv (325854)
• Rockingham, Australia
3 Jul 20
It starts off okay, doesn't it?
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@gr8nana6 (6614)
• Conyers, Georgia
3 Jul 20
@JudyEv Yup it did, had me stumped for a second
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@Hannihar (129481)
• Israel
3 Jul 20
@JudyEv It was very funny.
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@JudyEv (325854)
• Rockingham, Australia
3 Jul 20
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
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@Hannihar (129481)
• Israel
3 Jul 20
@JudyEv It was quite funny.
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@vilma143 (2832)
• Dipolog, Philippines
4 Jul 20
Really too funny, but most of all I'm in love the creature in the photo, so cute., it is highly amusing the letter
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@JudyEv (325854)
• Rockingham, Australia
4 Jul 20
@vilma143 We don't have them here either.
@JudyEv (325854)
• Rockingham, Australia
4 Jul 20
I love this photo and put it up every chance I get. It's a red panda but isn't he just gorgeous? I'm glad you liked the letter.
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@vilma143 (2832)
• Dipolog, Philippines
4 Jul 20
@JudyEv , So much I liked the letter, I did not seen any red panda in our country.
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@DocAndersen (54411)
• United States
3 Jul 20
that is so funny made me laugh outloud
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@JudyEv (325854)
• Rockingham, Australia
3 Jul 20
Do you think it sounds like me???
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@JudyEv (325854)
• Rockingham, Australia
4 Jul 20
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@DocAndersen (54411)
• United States
3 Jul 20
@JudyEv well... I really loved reading it. (kidding from what I have seen here, not even a little)!
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@nawala123 (20852)
• Indonesia
3 Jul 20
"She has now managed to put in a full week’s work but this pattern is not likely to continue after payday." Is this a joke?
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@JudyEv (325854)
• Rockingham, Australia
4 Jul 20
When I first starting reading, I was a bit amazed but quickly caught on that he was joking.
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@nawala123 (20852)
• Indonesia
4 Jul 20
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