Can I make You Smile?

By Jabo
@jaboUK (64361)
United Kingdom
August 31, 2020 8:23am CST
His wife asked if he'd slept with girls he'd promised to forsake, "I've only slept with you" he said "the rest kept me awake." She yelled at him and called him names "you randy horrid goat!" he said "calm down, just get a grip" she did - around his throat. Photo is of one of my hanging baskets.
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@DianneN (247103)
• United States
31 Aug 20
That's a great laugh for a Monday morning! Lovely flowers as always!
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
31 Aug 20
Thanks Dianne - I've seen some really sad posts on here lately, thought I'd try to cheer things up a little
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@DianneN (247103)
• United States
31 Aug 20
@jaboUK Well, your post certainly worked! There have been some very sad posts. You just reminded me to call a myLotter who lost her brother.
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
31 Aug 20
@DianneN Yes, Sharon's post was one of the ones I was referring to. Also Ruby Hawk lost her son.
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@topffer (42156)
• France
31 Aug 20
Excellent. Thank you for the laughter, I needed something like this
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
31 Aug 20
That's the reaction I was hoping for, thank you
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@just4him (306724)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
31 Aug 20
That was awesome. Thanks for the laugh.
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
31 Aug 20
I'm happy if you thought it amusing, thank you
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@just4him (306724)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
5 Sep 20
@jaboUK You're welcome.
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@paigea (35716)
• Canada
31 Aug 20
Yes, you made me laugh
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
31 Aug 20
That's good, thank you
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@thelme55 (76482)
• Germany
31 Aug 20
Very funny! Thanks for making me laugh
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
31 Aug 20
I'm pleased that I was able to do that, thanks Thelma
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
31 Aug 20
@thelme55 You too
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@thelme55 (76482)
• Germany
31 Aug 20
@jaboUK You are very welcome Have a wonderful new month of September.
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@djbrat13 (392)
• Phoenix, Arizona
1 Sep 20
OMG... I love that. Pretty flowers by the way...
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
1 Sep 20
Thanks on both counts
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
1 Sep 20
@djbrat13 Gardening is one of my hobbies
@djbrat13 (392)
• Phoenix, Arizona
1 Sep 20
@jaboUK Your Welcome, I always admire those people who can keep such pretty flowers, I can't even keep plastic flowers alive LOL, I'm that bad.
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@tammys85 (29952)
• Baltimore, Maryland
31 Aug 20
Oh nooo lol!
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@tammys85 (29952)
• Baltimore, Maryland
1 Sep 20
@jaboUK That was funny lol!
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
31 Aug 20
Oh Yesss!
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• China
1 Sep 20
The guy paid dearly for what he had done ! You never cease to treat us to your beautiful flowers !
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• China
2 Sep 20
@jaboUK I enjoy reading your posts all the time.
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
1 Sep 20
Thank you Chang, I can always rely on you for a nice comment
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@rebelann (111236)
• El Paso, Texas
31 Aug 20
Serves him right the old goat. That hanging basket of flowers is beautiful.
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@rebelann (111236)
• El Paso, Texas
1 Sep 20
You're welcome @jaboUK I wish I lived in an area where those would thrive.
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
31 Aug 20
Yes, he got what he deserved . Thanks for liking my basket.
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@BelleStarr (61047)
• United States
31 Aug 20
Lol I like his answer lol ??
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@BelleStarr (61047)
• United States
1 Sep 20
@jaboUK it could have been another body part, he should be grateful lol
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
31 Aug 20
He got his throat grabbed because of his answer
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@Juliaacv (48495)
• Canada
31 Aug 20
Well that was short and sweet, depending on who the reader is that is and how much they value their throat. Your flowers are beautiful-they always are.
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@Juliaacv (48495)
• Canada
31 Aug 20
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
31 Aug 20
Fun comment, thanks Julia
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@gr8nana6 (6614)
• Conyers, Georgia
31 Aug 20
Love those flowers, very pretty. I also love the poem thanks for the laugh.
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
31 Aug 20
I'm glad to have given you a laugh Maria
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@gr8nana6 (6614)
• Conyers, Georgia
1 Sep 20
@jaboUK Exactly what the doctor ordered.
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@MALUSE (69413)
• Germany
1 Sep 20
Congratulations! Well done and very funny.
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
1 Sep 20
Thanks Malu, my mission is accomplished if you thought this was funny
@MALUSE (69413)
• Germany
1 Sep 20
@jaboUK This sounds as if you've written this poem especially for me, heehee. If you have, I thank you kindly.
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@nela13 (55734)
• Portugal
31 Aug 20
I understand why she was furious but that is funny. I love your hanging baskets.
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
31 Aug 20
Yep, he shouldn't have been so honest. Thanks for liking my flowers.
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@nela13 (55734)
• Portugal
1 Sep 20
@jaboUK you're welcome, your flowers are beautiful!
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@jobelbojel (34730)
• Philippines
31 Aug 20
Thanks for the laugh!
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
31 Aug 20
You're welcome
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@jobelbojel (34730)
• Philippines
1 Sep 20
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@LadyDuck (458730)
• Switzerland
31 Aug 20
Oh my Janet, you made me smile, you even made me laugh.
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@LadyDuck (458730)
• Switzerland
31 Aug 20
@jaboUK You are really good.
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
31 Aug 20
I'm so pleased - that's what I was aiming for
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@Tampa_girl7 (49084)
• United States
31 Aug 20
Thanks for making me smile and sharing your lovely flowers with us.
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
31 Aug 20
And thank you for reading this and appreciating my flowers
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@Tampa_girl7 (49084)
• United States
31 Aug 20
@jaboUK you definitely have a green thumb (fingers).
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@Hannihar (129510)
• Israel
31 Aug 20
@jaboUK Not a nice story. I love the picture. They are beautiful.
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
31 Aug 20
The story is meant to be a joke. Glad you liked the flowers.
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@Hannihar (129510)
• Israel
1 Sep 20
@jaboUK Sorry, I did not get it. Yes, I really liked the flowers.
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@CarolDM (203451)
• Nashville, Tennessee
31 Aug 20
So good to see you and I love the baskets of beauty! Funny joke. Have a good day.
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
31 Aug 20
I'm pleased you thought it funny Carol - humour is a funny thing (pun intended) - what one person finds amusing, another won't.
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@CarolDM (203451)
• Nashville, Tennessee
31 Aug 20
@jaboUK Very true and we all need more humor now.
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@cathypg (139)
1 Sep 20
This made me laugh. He actually has a point. I love your flowers, by the way. Wish I can grow something like that in my place.
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
1 Sep 20
If I made you laugh I'm happy - thanks. Glad you like my flowers too