I am boring and uninteresting - do you want to date me?
By Porcospino
@Porcospino (31366)
Denmark
October 22, 2020 4:09am CST
Yesterday I received another email from a woman who wants to date me. The email is full of mistakes, and sometimes it is hard to guess what she wants to say.
”I really want to know with you. I see I want to create strong relation on network”
I think I understand that part.
”I am boring and uninteresting woman”
Really? I appreciate her honesty, but who wants to date a boring woman? 
”I like to walk into your body”
Hmm...
”If you don’t mind developing our relationship, send me”
I am not sure what she wants me to send her. An email? Photos? Money?
”If you want I can write more about you”
Now I am curious, I wonder what she wants to write about me. Does she know any interesting secrets about me?
”I never was never married, and I don’t have child”
I understand that
”I look forward to your reply with large look”
The first part of the sentence is easy to understand, but I don’t understand the last part. Large look?
She sounds like a very interesting woman 
I am already married and I am a woman. What a pity
”I like to walk into your body”
Hmm...
”If you don’t mind developing our relationship, send me”
I am not sure what she wants me to send her. An email? Photos? Money?
”If you want I can write more about you”
Now I am curious, I wonder what she wants to write about me. Does she know any interesting secrets about me?
”I never was never married, and I don’t have child”
I understand that
”I look forward to your reply with large look”
The first part of the sentence is easy to understand, but I don’t understand the last part. Large look?
She sounds like a very interesting woman I am already married and I am a woman. What a pity 17 people like this
18 responses
@Porcospino (31366)
• Denmark
22 Oct 20
Yes, a lot of money would definitely help I laughed when I read her email. Some of the setences are really strange, and I simply can't guess what she was trying to say....1 person likes this
@kearabilwe (384)
• Botswana
23 Oct 20
@LadyDuck hahahaha You made my day today , but thats true though money money makes the world go round..lol
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@Porcospino (31366)
• Denmark
22 Oct 20
I used to receive those emails as well. I haven't heard from any of the Nigerian princes for a while and no one wants to share their inheritance with me but I still receive emails from women who want to marry me.
but I still receive emails from women who want to marry me.
@Porcospino (31366)
• Denmark
22 Oct 20
When I read it I was wondering what the original language was. Her email looks like something that has been translated via a computer. Some of the sentences are hard to understand, but I am sure that they made a lot more sense in the original language.
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@Porcospino (31366)
• Denmark
22 Oct 20
I laughed when I read it, some of the sentences are so strange
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@kearabilwe (384)
• Botswana
22 Oct 20
Hahaha, why does she want to date you while she is married, no-wonder nothing is clear in her sentences, she is just a confused fellow..LOL
2 people like this
@Porcospino (31366)
• Denmark
22 Oct 20
I have received the same type of emails before (people looking for a date) but most of the other emails were easier to understand. This one is very confusing and sometimes I simply can't guess what she wants to say.
1 person likes this
@kearabilwe (384)
• Botswana
23 Oct 20
@Porcospino And i must say its hilarious too, i couldn't stop laughing reading the email you shared, the email literally made my day..hahaha..lol
@kearabilwe (384)
• Botswana
23 Oct 20
@Porcospino So you are receiving many Proposals,The most wanted person in the world...hahaha..LOl
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@psanasangma (5884)
• India
23 Oct 20
I am trying to react but I am still holding myself because I do not understand whats the meaning of Large look
This is really funny.
2 people like this
@Porcospino (31366)
• Denmark
24 Oct 20
I don't understand it either. "Large look" doesn't really make sense, and I can't figure out what she wanted to say
@LeaPea2417 (36451)
• Toccoa, Georgia
22 Oct 20
I can't believe some people will say those things online. Weird.
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@wolfgirl569 (95261)
• Marion, Ohio
22 Oct 20
I cant help you with any of those. It is amusing.
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@Porcospino (31366)
• Denmark
22 Oct 20
I laughed when I read it. Some of the sentences are really strange, and in some cases I am not able to guess what she wants to say.
1 person likes this
@Porcospino (31366)
• Denmark
22 Oct 20
Yes I didn't even understand half of it. She probably sent it to a lot of people and hopes that someone will reply.
I didn't even understand half of it. She probably sent it to a lot of people and hopes that someone will reply.1 person likes this
@Porcospino (31366)
• Denmark
22 Oct 20
No, I didn't reply. Most of the time those messages end up in my spam folder, but this one was in my inbox, so I read it. I also read it aloud to my husband because it really made me laugh.
@Porcospino (31366)
• Denmark
24 Oct 20
Yes, she is actually pretty entertaining I laughed a lot when I read the email.
I laughed a lot when I read the email.1 person likes this
