Dagnabbit, That's Three!

@porwest (112770)
United States
October 23, 2020 10:56am CST
When I am sitting at my desk in my office I am facing away from the door. And so if someone comes into my office I usually turn to the right since the door to the other offices is to the right and behind me. But the way my desk is set up, I tend to lose track of where my knees are... And damned if I do not crack my frigging knee on the drawer section nearly every time. It gets a laugh often, but it hurts like hell, especially considering it's my bad knee that makes the connection. And dagnabbit! That's three times today! I am going to need a cane!
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@just4him (323168)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
23 Oct 20
I'm sorry you hit your knee so often. I have an extra if you need it.
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@just4him (323168)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
25 Oct 20
@porwest No. I have an extra cane.
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@porwest (112770)
• United States
24 Oct 20
You have three knees?
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@porwest (112770)
• United States
25 Oct 20
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@1creekgirl (44560)
• United States
23 Oct 20
Is there any way to rearrange your furniture? If not, how about pool noodles to pad the drawer or some kind of baby bumpers? Your knee might not handle too many more bangs and injury.
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@1creekgirl (44560)
• United States
24 Oct 20
@porwest We won't tell.
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@porwest (112770)
• United States
7 Nov 20
@1creekgirl But they will SEE them. My coworkers.
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@porwest (112770)
• United States
24 Oct 20
I swear, if I put pool noodles on my desk, I'll never hear the end of it.
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@lovebuglena (52140)
• Staten Island, New York
23 Oct 20
Who is laughing: you or bystanders? If I banged my knee I wouldn't be laughing. I'd be cursing and maybe screaming.
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@lovebuglena (52140)
• Staten Island, New York
23 Oct 20
@mythociate Not really.
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@lovebuglena (52140)
• Staten Island, New York
7 Nov 20
@porwest Thanks for the clarification. When someone gets hurt we laugh but when it happens to us we are no longer laughing. Why is that?
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@porwest (112770)
• United States
7 Nov 20
Who is laughing: you or bystanders? If I banged my knee I wouldn't be laughing. I'd be cursing and maybe screaming. @lovebuglena My coworkers when I turn, they hear the thud, and I grab my knee and moan.
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@Chellezhere (6421)
• United States
23 Oct 20
My elliptical, my floor, my desk drawer, my camera.
My toes are attracted to this thing. But, it's the best spot in the house for the elliptical, and keeping it there keeps me from procrastinating.
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@porwest (112770)
• United States
7 Nov 20
Ouch. Stubbing my toes on that thing would be horrible. lol
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@LindaOHio (222285)
• United States
24 Oct 20
You need to move your desk!
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@porwest (112770)
• United States
24 Oct 20
I need to work from home!
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• Santiago, Chile
23 Oct 20
Ugh I would be upset. It's happened to me before, and I really say a loud curse word! Haha
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@porwest (112770)
• United States
24 Oct 20
Nothing pleasant comes out of my mouth, I assure you.
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• Santiago, Chile
25 Oct 20
@porwest haha I am sure Bout that!
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@marlina (154103)
• Canada
23 Oct 20
You are going to have to put padding
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@porwest (112770)
• United States
24 Oct 20
What? And make a fool out of myself? lol
@NJChicaa (127118)
• United States
23 Oct 20
Third time is NOT the charm
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@porwest (112770)
• United States
7 Nov 20
No? What is then? lol
@thelme55 (79311)
• Germany
23 Oct 20
Ouch!!! That hurts. Be careful.
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@porwest (112770)
• United States
24 Oct 20
Yes. It does. And thank you. I will.
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@CarolDM (203396)
• Nashville, Tennessee
23 Oct 20
Knee pads perhaps.
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@porwest (112770)
• United States
24 Oct 20
I'd be a laughingstock.
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