I have a new Barrister!

@TheHorse (238314)

Walnut Creek, California

January 12, 2021 11:05am CST

I'm still awaiting my millions from Barrister Mbalo. I sent him the $5,000 processing fee he requested, as well as access to all of my bank accounts. When I receive the money, I will share it with all of my MyLot friends. Hopefully, this fella will pay me more quickly. Do you still get emails from Barrister so-and-so in Nigeria? ----- Notification! This email is to notify you that my late client nominated you as his beneficiary to his bequest in the sum of £15,500,000.00(GBP) in his bank account. His bank contacted me as his lawyer, requesting that I should inform you and present you to receive the fund in his account. Please reply for further details. Regards, Barrister Lambert

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@Janet357 (75638)

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12 Jan 21

yes! But since am a lot richer than they are, I ignore the offer.

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@TheHorse (238314)

• Walnut Creek, California

12 Jan 21

Probably a wise move. But, as I live in a homeless encampment beneath a bridge, I need the money. You wouldn't believe the bad hygiene of some of these homeless people! Yuk!

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@DianneN (254926)

• United States

12 Jan 21

I believe he is trying to reach me. I’m too lazy to answer my landline and cell phone. I will check my email so I don’t miss out on any bequeaths. Fingers crossed!

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@TheHorse (238314)

• Walnut Creek, California

12 Jan 21

Let us band together and donate half of our earnings to Donald Trump's defense fund. I would hate to see him spend more than 20 years in New York's prisons.

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@TheHorse (238314)

• Walnut Creek, California

13 Jan 21

@DianneN Thank you. We must respect the "office of the Presidency."

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@DianneN (254926)

• United States

12 Jan 21

@TheHorse Great idea. My half is in the mail.

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@marguicha (230350)

• Chile

12 Jan 21

Nigeria is thecountry that has more barristers in the world. I have received some of those mails. But wondered how would his client know my name?

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@marguicha (230350)

• Chile

13 Jan 21

@TheHorse I have not answered their letters. Careless that I am.

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@TheHorse (238314)

• Walnut Creek, California

12 Jan 21

Oh, my new Barrister was too respectful to mention me by name.

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@TheHorse (238314)

• Walnut Creek, California

12 Jan 21

@marguicha Please send me some of the fortunes you have made. I am not proud.

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Belle Starr (Iz)

@BelleStarr (61463)

• United States

12 Jan 21

What no no no it was me he nominated, How dare you try to weasel in on my millions!! Okay fine, we can share but really that Lambert is a little pricey isn't he???? Lol

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Belle Starr (Iz)

@BelleStarr (61463)

• United States

13 Jan 21

@TheHorse I wonder if people ever really fall for this? You would have to be desperate. Usually, I am a long lost relative but since I have older half-siblings they would come before me anyway lol

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@TheHorse (238314)

• Walnut Creek, California

14 Jan 21

@BelleStarr Somebody must fall for it--it's been going on for years!

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@TheHorse (238314)

• Walnut Creek, California

13 Jan 21

I will stand behind my promises!

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@FourWalls (86713)

• United States

12 Jan 21

If I get an e-mail from Hormel would that be considered SPAM?

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@TheHorse (238314)

• Walnut Creek, California

12 Jan 21

Whoa. That's a deep question. Let me cook some Stroganoff with my "special" mushrooms and get back to you.

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@BarBaraPrz (51819)

• St. Catharines, Ontario

13 Jan 21

@TheHorse Reads as if you've already gotten into the shrooms.

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@TheHorse (238314)

• Walnut Creek, California

13 Jan 21

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@Hannihar (130150)

• Israel

13 Jan 21

@TheHorse That is a good one. There are a lot of scam artists out there.

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@TheHorse (238314)

• Walnut Creek, California

13 Jan 21

I was almost...almost...surprised to receive another "Barrister" email.

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@TheHorse (238314)

• Walnut Creek, California

13 Jan 21

@Hannihar Same kind of thing. I've gotten a few over the years.

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@Hannihar (130150)

• Israel

13 Jan 21

@TheHorse Where was the first one from?

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@wolfgirl569 (135770)

• Marion, Ohio

13 Jan 21

Hopes you get it very soon

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@TheHorse (238314)

• Walnut Creek, California

13 Jan 21

We'll all be rich!

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@RasmaSandra (98004)

• Daytona Beach, Florida

13 Jan 21

I used to get a lot of these and I always sighed thinking how wonderful it would be if only it could be now I am glad I do not get any more

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@RasmaSandra (98004)

• Daytona Beach, Florida

13 Jan 21

@TheHorse mine usually came from South Africa

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@TheHorse (238314)

• Walnut Creek, California

13 Jan 21

@RasmaSandra Really?

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@TheHorse (238314)

• Walnut Creek, California

13 Jan 21

I'm surprised they're still sending this kind of thing.

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Valerie J. Routhieaux

@just4him (323168)

• Green Bay, Wisconsin

12 Jan 21

If I get them, they're sent to my spam folder.

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@TheHorse (238314)

• Walnut Creek, California

12 Jan 21

I actually check my SPAM folder, for amusement.

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@TheHorse (238314)

• Walnut Creek, California

13 Jan 21

@just4him I admit that I feel a bit lonely when I get emails that were sent to 10,000,000 other people.

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Valerie J. Routhieaux

@just4him (323168)

• Green Bay, Wisconsin

12 Jan 21

@TheHorse I'm sure there is a lot there to be amused about.

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@thelme55 (79324)

• Germany

12 Jan 21

Glad fully, I have not received an email of that kind for ages. I think they all landed on my spam, automatically.

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@TheHorse (238314)

• Walnut Creek, California

12 Jan 21

Oh, it was in my spam folder, but I read it, for amusement. Those kinds of emails seem so..."2010s."

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@TheHorse (238314)

• Walnut Creek, California

12 Jan 21

@thelme55 I find them amusing.

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@thelme55 (79324)

• Germany

12 Jan 21

@TheHorse I see. I don’t read them.

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@LindaOHio (222417)

• United States

13 Jan 21

No, I've never received any communiques from Nigeria. I guess I don't rate.

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@TheHorse (238314)

• Walnut Creek, California

13 Jan 21

I can forward you mine!

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@TheHorse (238314)

• Walnut Creek, California

15 Jan 21

@LindaOHio Oh, it's no problem!

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@LindaOHio (222417)

• United States

14 Jan 21

@TheHorse I wouldn't want to deprive you! lololol

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@FayeHazel (40230)

• United States

12 Jan 21

Oh! Barrister is like Lawyer. I haven't actually gotten that one, but I've gotten the royalty one. Yknow ... "I'm *royal title* of *obscure country*. And I need a US bank account. I'll put 8 Million dollars in your account, and as a thank you, I'll let you keep 2 Million. "

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@TheHorse (238314)

• Walnut Creek, California

12 Jan 21

You are a sweetheart. Would you like me to donate part of it to Donald Trump's defense fund?

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@TheHorse (238314)

• Walnut Creek, California

14 Jan 21

@FayeHazel Hey, he made history today!

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@FayeHazel (40230)

• United States

13 Jan 21

@TheHorse Oh yes. As much as you possibly can. Maybe all of it. He needs all the help we can give our dear fearless leader. lol

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@porwest (112876)

• United States

12 Jan 21

Congratulations. I knew the day would eventually come. If there is anything left maybe he will contact me next. He will probably get in line with Bozobreath though.

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@TheHorse (238314)

• Walnut Creek, California

12 Jan 21

We are fellow musicians. I am a devoted friend. I will send you 1/2 of what he sends me.

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@porwest (112876)

• United States

14 Jan 21

@TheHorse What a kind gesture. lol

@cperry2 (5608)

• Newport, Oregon

13 Jan 21

Wow, I think I need to contact this Barrister. I'm only getting twenty notices a day about sending me $100, I just need to send them bank account number and wiring information. Of course, these are much more legitimate than any lawyer/barrister (everyone knows those people are crooks) Mine come from Khols, Lowes, Verison, UPS, and a few others. The funny thing is they all seem to point back to addresses that are not connected with any of these companies. They must be desperate because I receive multiple offers from the same company each day.

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@TheHorse (238314)

• Walnut Creek, California

13 Jan 21

Interesting. Of course, I'd jump on them all.

@snowy22315 (208945)

• United States

13 Jan 21

Oh, I think mine go to "junk mail" so I don't get the chance to acquire my fortune unfortunately! I am so sad...lol.

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@TheHorse (238314)

• Walnut Creek, California

13 Jan 21

I can read my SPAM if I so choose.

@prinzcy (32299)

• Malaysia

13 Jan 21

When you got them, share me some. They refused to reach out to me as I got other offer as well. So many rich people in this world wanting to share their fortunes. Wow.

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@TheHorse (238314)

• Walnut Creek, California

13 Jan 21

It's a wonderful world, isn't it?

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@vandana7 (102698)

• India

13 Jan 21

When will you learn? You will be inviting trouble by exposing your worth. Sigh.

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@vandana7 (102698)

• India

14 Jan 21

@TheHorse I will still kidnap you, and extract my pound of blood.

@TheHorse (238314)

• Walnut Creek, California

13 Jan 21

I would never actually do that.

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@JudyEv (382104)

• Rockingham, Australia

13 Jan 21

I haven't had any offers recently. I hope the money comes through.

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@TheHorse (238314)

• Walnut Creek, California

13 Jan 21

My check to you is in the mail. Almost.

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