It's Wonderific Wednesday, Ya Beatniks! (MyLot Exclusive #1099) / myLot

Wapello, Iowa

September 28, 2022 9:57am CST

It's Colder Than A Siberian Well Digger's Left Armpit out there...Oh, sorry for that highly technical terminology. For those of you who aren't professional Meteorologists, "It's Colder Than A Siberian Well Digger's Left Armpit," simply means the current weather conditions are 46F (8C), 7 MPH Winds (11.265408 KPH) with 83% Humidity here in the Neon Fun Jungle. To put it in even simpler English, it's time to go South. Way South. Florida, Arizona, California or even Texas (I love South Padre Island) would do. But Mexico, Hawaii, Bora Bora and many others would be better. And due to a weird quirk of this strange planet, it would even be acceptable to go a lot East and a little North. To the French, Greek, Italian or Spanish Riviera because all of them are quite pleasant. Is there a Travel Agent in the house?

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@DaddyEvil (137142)

• United States

28 Sep 22

You could be your own travel agent and have your jet pilot take you anywhere you can afford the fuel to fly. Or, save money and ask someone else to drive you somewhere warm on their dime.

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Greg

@xander6464 (40884)

• Wapello, Iowa

28 Sep 22

Oh, I'm way too poor to afford fuel. If it weren't for my Donors (#GiveGenerouslyToDefendTheWinterVacation), I'd never be able to go anywhere.

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@DaddyEvil (137142)

• United States

29 Sep 22

@xander6464 Are your donors also called "MAGA"?

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Greg

@xander6464 (40884)

• Wapello, Iowa

29 Sep 22

@DaddyEvil Some of them are. And, bless their hearts, they really like giving money to people like me. I wish they could all be MAGA.

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Faye

@FayeHazel (40248)

• United States

28 Sep 22

Wow, that's even more chilly than it is here . You can say when the Neon Fun Jungle freezes over and mean it lol

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Greg

@xander6464 (40884)

• Wapello, Iowa

28 Sep 22

I am going to use that. "When the Neon Fun Jungle freezes over," has a very nice ring to it.

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Greg

@xander6464 (40884)

• Wapello, Iowa

30 Sep 22

@FayeHazel It does. I'm going to use it a lot.

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Faye

@FayeHazel (40248)

• United States

30 Sep 22

@xander6464 Lol. Does have a nice roll off the tongue doesn't it? lol

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Gruffydd Rhydderch

@Orson_Kart (6114)

• United Kingdom

28 Sep 22

It’s chilly here too. Our daytime highs are around 52F (11C) Nights are 46F (8C) and lots of rain. We’ve had a dry summer so need the rain. Spain (especially the Costa del Sol) is a popular destination for us brits during the winter as it’s usually never drops much below 70C. About perfect for me. Trouble is they don’t want us no more post Brexit.

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Jeff Moffitt

@moffittjc (118442)

• Gainesville, Florida

29 Sep 22

Don’t come to Florida, we’re full! Lol Actually, don’t come to Florida if you don’t like hurricanes. And interestingly, because of hurricane Ian, it was a nice and cool 63 degrees out this morning. Unheard of in Florida at this time of year.

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Greg

@xander6464 (40884)

• Wapello, Iowa

30 Sep 22

I guess you have to take the good with the bad but it would be nice if the bad part wasn't quite as bad.

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Greg

@xander6464 (40884)

• Wapello, Iowa

30 Sep 22

@moffittjc And they keep getting worse.