This Post is a Cut Above...or Something Like That

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I will admit, it may be a darn tootin' stupid thing to write about. But hey, give me some cred here. It's not a post about money or politics! Anybody can come into a post like this. Republicans, democrats, poor people and rich people and those in between. Hell, even the veggietaryans can come in here and say a thing or two. About cutting up meat. Pork to be exact. It's a virtual staple in the Porwest household as some have become all too aware. There ain't a safe pig anywhere near where my plate is, I'm just saying. I mean, even the safest, smartest little piggy in the brick house constantly considers his days are probably numbered. Well, the long and short is that I had some pork steaks left, three of them to be exact, from another dish I made the other night that I decided to use fresh pieces for rather than thaw out some I already had in the freezer... And I was like, "Hey, I don't have any cut up for stir fry meat, soups, or stews! So, that's what I did. I took those three pieces of pork steak and cut them up, weighed them in my weigh bowl, a name for it I picked because I don't know what the hell else to call it, but it is just a bowl with a built in scale on it, and wrapped one pound each into freezer paper. For stir-fry, or soup, or stew, or whatever my heart desires. Because that's how I roll. Chop-chop! And Imma 'ventually gonna eat it. Which makes me think I'd have been a terrible source for Looney Tunes to be Yosemite Sam cause Imma gonna get 'dat wabbit has a much better ring and cadence to it than Imma gonna get 'dat Porky, which probably would have triggered some labor dispute or discrimination suit or something from Porky Pig. Does any of this post make sense? Nah. Should it? Nah. Is it just for fun and for the hell of it? Hell, yeah. Meanwhile I could give you some advice on how to invest in pork belly futures just to keep on some sort of typical topic, but that would just ruin the whole flow of wherever this thing went anyway. So, I'll just leave it all at that and say see you on the next one? Works for me. P.S. The image is of a baked potato which has absolutely nothing to do with pork or this post.