Do you use "figures of speech" in your conversation and writing?

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After reading Linda's (@LindaOHio's) post this morning about silly red boots that are selling for $350/pair, I used the expression "There's a sucker born every minute" in a couple of comments. Prior to reading her post, I had considered calling my brother in Worcester Mass, but I then found myself saying, "Eh, he'll have is panties in a wad about something." I decided not to call. I am not a particularly "cunning linguist" (is that a pun?), but started thinking about what a "figure of speech" is. I didn't go too deep down that rabbit hole, but I did find that linguists consider many things, including puns, metaphors, similes, analogies, and even alliteration ("helplessly hoping her harlequin hovers nearby") to be figures of speech. My friend Mike often speaks in what I call "North Dakota-isms," little phrases that are probably figures of speech. One of his favorites is "pickin' the fly sh*t out of the buckwheat." It basically means correcting tiny little things that really don't matter, like over-editing a song he recorded years ago. I use "get his panties in a wad/bunch" fairly often. I suppose even "I'm on my first cup of coffee" could be considered a figure of speech, even if it's literally true. I know a few Montana-isms that a undoubtedly figures of speech, but most of them are too vulgar to be repeated here. One that is fairly benign is "I wouldn't piss that sonofabi*ch out if he was on fire." I use that one now and again Do you have favorite figures of speech? Maybe I'll add some to this discussion as they occur to me. I have a head full of nuthin' right now. I'd have added more by now but "My get up and go done got up and went." I thought I was pretty clever, writing this post, but I guess I'm "all hat and no cattle."