Epic Fail for Kitty this Afternoon!
By The Horse
@TheHorse (205575)
Walnut Creek, California
March 18, 2023 8:15pm CST
Poor Kitty. I am sitting here laughing at her in my head, and she doesn't even know it.
After a passionate petting session, as I was sitting at my desk, she decided to "take over" said desk, like a Purring Putin.
She jumped up on my leg and tried to grab my desk, for the next stage of her climb.
Unfortunately, her sharp claws did not grab porous pine, as she had intended. It grabbed...my pack of cigarettes, which flipped into the air, along with my green lighter and my phone.
Kitty tumbled backwards and rolled like wrestler, landing on her feet (as cats do) only after cacophonous contortions on my carpet, with my cigarette pack, lighter and phone flying and clattering all about.
I held back outward laughter as she slithered off toward her food dish.
She has her pride back now, and I will pick her up an put her on my desk if she wants (if I keep on typing).
Have you ever had to help a family feline save face after an epic fail?
Wait. Why are my paintings melting? Why are my body parts separating? What's going on? Where's my delete button? Where's Kitty? Kitty!
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14 responses
@FourWalls (62076)
• United States
19 Mar 23
Do not mock the Kitty. She will slit your throat with those sharp claws.
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@FourWalls (62076)
• United States
19 Mar 23
@TheHorse — you laughed at her in your head. Don’t think for a second that she doesn’t know.
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@TheHorse (205575)
• Walnut Creek, California
19 Mar 23
@FourWalls What have I done?
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@TheHorse (205575)
• Walnut Creek, California
19 Mar 23
@DaddyEvil Cats have short memories. I picked her up and put her on my desk. She explored briefly, declared it OK, jumped down, and is now guarding me.
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@snowy22315 (169863)
• United States
19 Mar 23
They do get embarrassed when their jumps don't go as planned and they find themselves crashing to the floor or something..Poor kitty..
for her.
for her.2 people like this
@JamesHxstatic (29242)
• Eugene, Oregon
19 Mar 23
I had only one cat and she was as neurotic as possible. The Ex took custody and I was not sorry to see either of them go.
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@TheHorse (205575)
• Walnut Creek, California
19 Mar 23
@JamesHxstatic I am glad you were relieved of two burdens at once.
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@JamesHxstatic (29242)
• Eugene, Oregon
19 Mar 23
@TheHorse That was all it took.
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@GardenGerty (157546)
• United States
19 Mar 23
I wonder how hard kitty would laugh if you were to slip and fall.
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@BarBaraPrz (45475)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
19 Mar 23
Well, maybe she just wanted to stop you from smoking and talking on the phone... yeah, that's it, stop smoking...
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@changjiangzhibin89 (16531)
• China
19 Mar 23
She must have got frustrated with her fail,so slithered off toward her food dish to mask her feelings.
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@TheHorse (205575)
• Walnut Creek, California
19 Mar 23
@wolfgirl569 She sensed that I was ready for bed and came in for a purr fest. Am I being manipulated?
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@LindaOHio (155961)
• United States
14 Apr 23
We like watching cat videos on YouTube even though we are dog people. We especially enjoy the ones in which cats knock things off shelves.
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@TheHorse (205575)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Apr 23
@LindaOHio They do. I think it reassures them that we truly love them. 
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@LindaOHio (155961)
• United States
14 Apr 23
@TheHorse Fur babies love their food.
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