Well That Was A Long Break!

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It's been a while but it's nice to see many of the old (and some not so old) faces still around since I last set foot in these hallowed halls. Can websites be called halls? Can any website be described as hallowed? Is it possible to set foot in a website? Does any of that matter? I was shocked to find it's been over a year since I last contributed here. It certainly doesn't seem that long. Now I'm back I imagine many of you will find that time drags to such an extent that booking a one way ticket to Switzerland starts to look like an attractive option. (Can I say that so soon into my comeback discussion?) Hopefully I can catch up with some of my old sparring partners and maybe acquire a few new ones. To be honest, I'm only back because the weather has been so appalling in Manchester for the past couple of months and I've exhausted all of the more exciting ways of passing the time such as watching paint dry, having teeth pulled without anaesthetic and attempting, once again, to read Ulysses. The latest attempt was aborted at page 26 so my record of 51 pages still stands. I moved onto reading something far more coherent and interesting when I found a bunch of old grocery shopping receipts at the bottom of a bag for life. So entertain me people!!!!