Do you have product suggestions for my new organization?
By The Horse
@TheHorse (207500)
Walnut Creek, California
May 5, 2024 11:33am CST
As you know, I am a busy man. In addition to being President of India, and LindaOH's presidential campaign co-chairman, I am founding father of OPWA (Old People With Attitude).
At first I thought OPWA would be an advocacy group, or a forum for discussion, but I realized I could monetize it, as I have learned in recent years that everything should be monetized. My first few products are "taking the internet by storm." My friend Mike and I like to make walking sticks out of live oak (a kind of tree common in California) branches. I will not mention specific figures, but less than a million and more than zero are already in use by an 82-year-old friend of mine.
Soon I will be marketing end-weighted walking sticks, for whapping young whippersnappers across the knees when they are disrespectful. I will also be marketing Texas Longhorn horns that attach to walkers and scooters. No more waiting for out-of-control families to clear the aisles in grocery stores. Just floor that damn scooter and let the horns to their thing.
As many of you know, I have been working on a book for several years. I have claimed it to be a developmental psychology book. Actually it is a book of clever things for old-timers to say to younguns, like "Don't argue with me. I've already forgotten more than you know." And "I have a better idea. Lets WALK down the hill and make love to ALL of the heifers."
If you would like to become a member of OPWA, just visit @FourWalls's GoFundYourself page. You, yes YOU, can help fund my trip to Paris, where I will come up with new ideas while sitting at a Cafe and flirting with French girls.
Do you have any product suggestions?
I will attach one of my favorite Monthy Python sketches. It's Hell's Grannies. Many of you have already seen it. But it's worth watching again.
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@BearArtistLady (5505)
• United States
5 May
Uhhh, how about pinchers for on your mobility carts so the "ladies" can pinch the cute guys with cute butts in the butt?
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@BarBaraPrz (45680)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
5 May
How about attachable pockets for clothes that don't have them?
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@TheHorse (207500)
• Walnut Creek, California
5 May
@BearArtistLady Do you put it up to their butt so the whole store can hear their fat people farts?
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@BearArtistLady (5505)
• United States
5 May
@TheHorse OH!!!! How about a fart horn to use on overly fat people that bend over in the middle of the shopping aisle and just stand there taking up room and blocking carts from both sides?
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@TheHorse (207500)
• Walnut Creek, California
5 May
I still invite other suggestions. I think I could make @BearArtistLady's "fart horns" pretty cheap. And they could be multi-purpose!
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@wolfgirl569 (96474)
• Marion, Ohio
5 May
I like the walker idea . I could use one of those when I am shopping
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@TheHorse (207500)
• Walnut Creek, California
5 May
@wolfgirl569 A sample is on the way.
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@RasmaSandra (74146)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
5 May
Yup, sure do, If I don't go to buy something and use a cart to make sure I keep upright and can get the stuff I buy home then I use a four pronged cane but walking is so slow, What I would like is a strong steel walker with a platform to step on, When person steps on platform a button is pushed and the platform rises a bit from the ground. Another button gets the walker on wheels moving forward at a comfortable speed and you just stand there and watch the world go by, A pause button to get it slower and across a traffic street and then breeze on, Oh, yes, and in case I see something I want to buy a basket attached,
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@JudyEv (326727)
• Rockingham, Australia
6 May
I'm trying to work out why GoFundYourself sounds pretty rude. Maybe I'll ask @FourWalls.
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@TheHorse (207500)
• Walnut Creek, California
6 May
@FourWalls Really? I tried to get to Trump's GoFundYourself page to make a donation but could not find it.
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@celticeagle (160015)
• Boise, Idaho
5 May
Some shirts and hats with funny sayings on them would get some attention. Love Monty Python. You have to watch out for old grannies. They are not afraid to be aggressive. I hope the Paris trip is a success.
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@FourWalls (62736)
• United States
5 May
You can make a billion by selling “cow patties” emblazoned with a certain former president’s name on them….
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@1creekgirl (40647)
• United States
5 May
You are hilarious, not to mention an "interesting" entrepreneur. I adore the Longhorn horns feature of your scooters. Can't stand those old people.
As said by a young old person.
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@kobesbuddy (75108)
• East Tawas, Michigan
5 May
I'd like to join OPWA, my attitudes aren't what they were five years ago! Oak walking sticks, that's a good product you can sell:)
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@kobesbuddy (75108)
• East Tawas, Michigan
6 May
@TheHorse And this is true! There's no excuse for disrespecting our elders or those, who are disabled
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@LindaOHio (158689)
• United States
6 May
My favorite will always be the scooters with the horns. I could clear an aisle toot sweet. When you go to Paris, please buy me a souvenir magnet. I will pay you for it. lol Have a good week.
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