Would you discuss farting with a student?

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We all have our own notions of what is proper behavior in our professional capacity. I have a 13-year-old bass student who is a goof. She likes to show me silly stuff on her cell phone, and I have to "redirect" her back to bass. We only have half an hour together. This past Friday, we were working out bass lines to Weezer, Nirvana, and other bands I don't regularly listen to. I don't know how the conversation got there, but she started telling me that she had had a "farting contest" with one of her female musician friends recently. I laughed, but tried to redirect her to the bass line we were working on. She continued, and I relented, telling her about the farting contest my horse/music friend's 11-year-old daughter had had with a friend of hers upstairs while my friend and I were practicing/jamming. She laughed, and I was able to refocus her on bass playing. If you have worked with kids, what are some of the most ridiculous things you have discussed with them? Sigh. The things I have to do to be a "fun" teacher. By the way, I have never farted.