That is just the (expletive deleted) way it is

May 28, 2025 2:52pm CST
The easiest solution to most of my problems is go to the river, turn into a fish, and swim away. But then some (deleted expletive) would catch me and I'd be their next meal. Just cannot *expletive inferred* win.
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Eva James
@wolfgirl569 (116712)
• Marion, Ohio
28 May
You could keep enough of your human brain to know not to grab that hook
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Anna
@LadyDuck (475058)
• Italy
29 May
A desert island would be perfect... but only if I could have food and water.
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Heather Echola
@GardenGerty (163824)
• United States
29 May
Not sure how you would do that. Swimming away might be ideal if you were smart enough not to take the bait.
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BarBaraPrz
@BarBaraPrz (49716)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
28 May
Become a pyranha...
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Judy Evans
@JudyEv (354440)
• Rockingham, Australia
29 May
I can understand now why my Mum always said she'd like to live on an island. I could go with that most days.
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LindaOH
@LindaOHio (189677)
• United States
29 May
My husband's cousin is moving to Belize. Maybe that would work for you.
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OceanTiara
@RebeccasFarm (95245)
• Arvada, Colorado
28 May
Yes that is the about the size of it..for real. What's going on?
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RasmaSandra
@RasmaSandra (85387)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
28 May
Maybe your cats can think of a way to cheer you up. I wish you all the best,
The Horse
@TheHorse (227013)
• Walnut Creek, California
28 May
Or you can check the DJT ticker symbol.
Shiva
@Shiva49 (27250)
• Singapore
29 May
It looks like turning into a bird will help cross manmade boundaries but then it can be caged by one of us for life without a parole!
Thelma
@thelme55 (77545)
• Germany
29 May
You will be catch as a fish by a human being and land on the dinner table of a Mylotter.
Jimlos Tatooth
@Ineeddentures (2020)
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29 May
Pollution in the water would kill you. Oh wait, maybe not in America But it would here