You Can Buy What? # 3

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What does everybody love? Ducks. Especially the rubber kind. And what else does everybody love? RoboCop. Okay, maybe not everybody—RoboCop 2 was... a choice. But for the sake of this post, let’s all pretend we’re die-hard fans of justice served in clunky metal suits. So there I was, Googling rubber ducks—like any totally normal adult with a hobby and a healthy sense of curiosity. A couple weeks ago, @AmbiePam and I went down the rabbit hole of weird duckies, and let me tell you, we found some things that can’t be unseen. Equal parts unsettling and fabulous. But then—I found this. The Mini RoboCop Rubber Duckie. Yes. You read that right. It’s a tiny, squeaky, crime-fighting bath buddy in full metallic glory. And honestly? It might be the most unhinged thing I’ve seen all week… and I follow several taxidermy accounts. So now I ask you: Is there someone in your life who desperately needs this duck? Or is this just peak absurdity? Either way, justice will be served… at bubble bath time.