Oh I can be petty AF

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We just had a wave of thunderstorms come through. I enjoy them as does Smokey McSmokerson. Well I got out on the landing first and just sat on the steps and watched the light show. This dude spends like 80% of his awake time out there smoking either cigarettes or pot. I was shocked that he wasn't there. So I parked my ass on the steps and just enjoyed the storm. I heard the door open and then close so he must have seen that I was out there. Like 10 minutes later I heard his mother do the same. Then I was just like "its on. I will just sit here forever." I didn't do that of course but I stayed there for a good hour and a half. I don't know what he did about his smoking since he was too much of a (I can't say the word) to just sit out there while I was there. The storm has passed so I just came back in. He is free to smoke everything in sight yet again.