Do what when you're bored and not super young?

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First idea: take a couple of ibuprofen then find a Betty Crocker cookbook, put your glasses on and grab a magnifying glass so you can read the gingerbread people recipe. Part B of that idea: let go of what gingerbread people should look like. Grab any old cookie cutter you like and use that. Diamond shapes and squares and yes, wonky shapes eat the same. I promise. Second idea: cough up the big dough from your wallet, buy a bag of chips then go home and figure out where you hid the Scrabble board. Also figure out where a pen and real paper is- back of an envelope is fine. The paper is where you write up the points for who ever you are pitted against- husband, girlfriend, daughter, Mom. Doesn't matter. Maybe your bored neighbor? Third and final and worst idea for boring days: clean something. Toilet, human or cat. Shovel off a surface, large or small. Once its shoveled you get to pick up the mess you made on the floor and take that to the garbage can or maybe another surface?