Oh this is hilarious

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I don't even remember when we got snow--Sunday? Well it is now Friday and this place hasn't plowed our spots. I did what was asked and moved to a non-reserved spot before the storm. A coworker shoveled my go-kart out the next day. Fine. My reserved spot has been unaddressed since the storm. They usually come through and plow but one person in the building didn't move his car so they couldn't do that. Still can't because apparently the battery is dead. I saw my neighbor out there shoveling and was about to go out there to offer to pay him to keep going on my spot which is next to his. My nosy downstairs neighbor heard that and said she'd ask her son if he would do it. The kid is lazy as hell so of course he didn't want to do it. So now she is out there doing it because she heard that I had a crisp $100 bill. What is even funnier is that the manager of the place is out there shoveling spaces too. She barely answers the phone so to see her slamming down a hoe to break up ice cracks me up. Guess they've gotten a zillion complaints.