Ideal menu.
By Fiacre Banks
@xFiacre (14198)
Ireland
February 8, 2026 8:26pm CST
In a cafe I was at recently someone had printed off their own menu and attached it to the genuine menu - at least I think that must have been what happened.
The spoof menu offered the following delight:
Pimple pus soufflé with a garnish of belly button fluff and nasal pickings.
Anyone for seconds?
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@Ineeddentures (16970)
•
9 Feb
Lol
You have probably been responsible for people reaching for a Kleenex to cough into
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I'll pass!
I would get out of that place immediately.
@Traceyjayne (7668)
• United Kingdom
16h
What a brilliant thing to have done. Do you think it was a disgruntled customer …..or a member of staff that would be waiting and watching for people’s reaction !
Oh, almost forgot to ask ….was it nice ?
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