Pintin
By Jimbo45
@Ineeddentures (21943)
March 2, 2026 8:34am CST
Hello folks.
The first working day of March and even though I am retarded I have a job to do
I am pintin a bike the day, oh aye.
It's a fine sunny day and I will get startit aboot 4pm and workit till aboot 5pm when the dark starts to come doon
First though I hae ta gaun and get milk
Or I winnae hae milk for my breakfast the morns morn
Hope you all unnerstaun this spikin
It's cried Doric and if you were to go and get an Oxford English dictionary ye wid fun every single word in it
So who kens fit pintin is?
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7 responses
@Shivram59 (47863)
• India
2 Mar
I tried five times to understand what you want to. say, but failed.
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@Ineeddentures (21943)
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2 Mar
Lol
Not surprising
You won't ever have seen words like some of those words before
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@MommyOfEli2013 (87271)
• Rupert, Idaho
2 Mar
I understood a tad....but not everything.
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@MommyOfEli2013 (87271)
• Rupert, Idaho
3 Mar
@Ineeddentures Well, that is not good then...
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@Ineeddentures (21943)
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3 Mar
@MommyOfEli2013
But I would not do that.
I would speak how I normally speak
And you would be like wow what a cool Scottish accent
@Ineeddentures (21943)
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2 Mar
That's pretty good Courtney
If we met face to face and i spoke in our Doric dialect
You wouldn't understand a single word
@Ineeddentures (21943)
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2 Mar
Oh
Yes
Thank you Eva
It amazed me that someone from Marion Ohio America would know what I said
But someone from Glasgow Scotland might not
Only thing is now everyone will know because you were so spot on
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@wolfgirl569 (131021)
• Marion, Ohio
2 Mar
@Ineeddentures There is still plenty of words for them to figure out. It's similar to some of the accents we hear here from people living in the south.
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@Ineeddentures (21943)
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2 Mar
@wolfgirl569
And Canada
They say hoose, and aboot
Painting never happened
Had a mechanical issue to fix
Not good
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@DianneN (251140)
• United States
2 Mar
@Ineeddentures You’ve had quite a busy day. Perhaps you can get your pintin done before the dark starts to come doon tomorrow.
Oh, aye. I read a lot, too.
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@Ineeddentures (21943)
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2 Mar
It never got started
Noticed a mechanical issue
And then Yvonne wanted me to go to a shop.
So I got back about 4pm
Went out to my shed
And for some reason fired up the wood burner in my mancave
Took out the lawnmower
And cut the grass
Strange day
Your knowledge of our weird dialect is impressive
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@Ineeddentures (21943)
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2 Mar
@DianneN
Tomorrow
I will be doing some work in the garden close to my mancave and I will stay warm
Nae pintin the morn quine
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@JudyEv (374156)
• Rockingham, Australia
3 Mar
@Ineeddentures What's the difference?
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@Ineeddentures (21943)
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3 Mar
Yes it's painting
It's not och Mon, it's either hoots Mon,
Or och min
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@LindaOHio (216279)
• United States
4 Mar
@Ineeddentures I have always wanted to go to Scotland and listen to the people talk!!! I find the accent endearing.
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@Ineeddentures (21943)
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4 Mar
@LindaOHio
Ah well it would depend on where you go.
I reckon if you go to the Fraserburgh, Banff, Buckie, Peterhead area, you might not understand a single word they say
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@Ineeddentures (21943)
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3 Mar
Really ??
I try not to talk like that in real life
People sound like rustic bumkins lol talking like that
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@lovebuglena (49918)
• Staten Island, New York
2 Mar
I sort of understood what you were saying.
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@Ineeddentures (21943)
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2 Mar
That's good Lena
There will be a few who no doubt will mot
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