Anyone know what a Mars Bar is?
By Jimbo45
@Ineeddentures (21195)
March 9, 2026 8:37pm CST
A Mars a day, helps you work rest and play??
Come on folks, who remembers that little jingle ?
Well I do because we grew up listening to it.
But these days a Mars Bar is so small it couldn't help anyone work or play, it's pathetic
It's almost as bad as the 4 Finger Kit Kat which is now anorexic, it's the Ariana Grande of Chocolate bars
Getting back to the Mars Bar, it's got so bad the planet Mars banned it and the Martians threatened to ban us from associating it with their planet.
So folks
Have you bought a Mars Bar recently ?
I hope not because methinks you are wasting your money
Even worse than if you have a break,
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11 responses
@MommyOfEli2013 (87207)
• Rupert, Idaho
14h
Looks like our Milkyway. But that would be frustrating!
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@Ineeddentures (21195)
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5h
@toniganzon s
Can you buy a milky way and post it here please Toni
I could pay you though PayPal if you buy one
@Shivram59 (47775)
• India
13h
No, I don't know. Would you please tell me what it is.??
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@Ineeddentures (21195)
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5h
It's a chocolates treat
It used to be big news
Not so much now
Still better than a Kit Kat though
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@LadyDuck (495065)
• Italy
3h
@Ineeddentures - We have a friend who liked, but just looking at them cut in half was enough not even to want to try.
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@Ineeddentures (21195)
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29m
@LadyDuck
Lol
I can relate to that.
It's not the most welcoming appetising sight cut in half
@Ineeddentures (21195)
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5h
The caramel in Amars Bar used to be good Anna
The chocolate was thick
Now neither and it's all sweeteners and yuck
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@Ineeddentures (21195)
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59m
They should be long gone here as well
A pale imitation of what they once were
A bit like Britain
Not great anymore
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@JESSY3236 (21715)
• United States
1h
We don't have those here. But I love Kit Kat.
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@Ineeddentures (21195)
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1h
Have a break have a kit kat
So many different types to choose from now it is confusing
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@Ineeddentures (21195)
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1h
I must buy another one in that case
I didn't think the last one I had was that good
Certainly not compared to the olden days
@toniganzon (74297)
• Philippines
14h
As you already know I'm not a fan of this sweet candy bars.
When I was a kid I hated Mars. We had lots of them in our fridge. Twix was my kind of thing back then but never Mars.
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@Ineeddentures (21195)
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5h
Twix was good.
You got two fingers in it.
And it melted in the mouth
Yum
@thelme55 (78417)
• Germany
1m
@Ineeddentures I think so. I have to ask my husband.
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@Ineeddentures (21195)
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11m
I'm sure the Germans would have their own little slogans
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@2ndchances24 (11851)
• Cloverdale, Indiana
11h
I don't like them But give me a 3 musketeers bar &
I'd work circles around you all day without a break.
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@Ineeddentures (21195)
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5h
You would love me.honestly
I middle name is Aramis , lol
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@LooeyVille (50)
• United States
8h
I remember seeing them but never had them and never heard the jingle
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@Ineeddentures (21195)
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5h
You never ate one back in the day when it was a proper treat?
You missed out there, pity
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