This News Headline Struck Me As Funny
By LooeyVille
@LooeyVille (28)
United States
July 5, 2026 9:17am CST
I'm scrolling through my news feed headlines and I see this one:
"More than 100,000 July 4 fireworks recalled over explosion hazards"
Tell me if I'm wrong, but aren't fireworks SUPPOSED to explode? I mean that's the whole point, right?
I never felt safe around the home type of fireworks that inexperienced people use one day a year when they're usually drunk and don't have safety measures nearby (like a tub of water to put the used fireworks in).
Anyway, I thought the headline was ironic.
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@BACONSTRIPSXXX (18388)
• Torrington, Connecticut
7 Jul
I agree that consumer fireworks can be risky, especially when people are inexperienced, drinking, or ignoring basic safety precautions. A lot of accidents happen because people underestimate them. Having water nearby, keeping a safe distance, and following instructions can make a huge difference.
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