What a Weird Crime

@AmbiePam (122494)
United States
July 8, 2026 11:04am CST
So at Riverwind Casino in my city there was quite an odd crime. Some yahoo stole all the valet keys. I thought he was going to see if he could match the key with the car, and steal a nice one, but all he did was dump them all in a field. Because yes, they eventually found the keys, and the thief. What kind of fine or community service does one get when convicted of that crime? Have you heard of any weird crimes lately?
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Four Walls
@FourWalls (87520)
• United States
11h
Is lying about our senator being alive considered a “crime”? That sounds more like a “prank” than something intended to be truly “criminal,” even though it was wrong.
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Amber
@AmbiePam (122494)
• United States
11h
I kind of agree. Maybe make the guy pay for all the Ubers people had to order? But it feels weird to arrest the guy. Lying about the current existence of a sitting senator is definitely downright weird.
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LooeyVille
@LooeyVille (48)
• United States
10h
So many conspiracy theories flying around about Mitch McConnell
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Michael
@Wrexxo (3275)
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8h
It's indeed a wierd crime..so many people are sick upstairs
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Amber
@AmbiePam (122494)
• United States
8h
I do my best to avoid contact with the police, not do something to draw attention.
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Amber
@AmbiePam (122494)
• United States
3h
@DaddyEvil I actually had a run in with the police Saturday night, the night our power went out. I did not tell anyone about that. It’s too embarrassing.
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DE
@DaddyEvil (175438)
• United States
3h
@AmbiePam In your case, that's probably best.
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Toni
@toniganzon (77532)
• Philippines
5h
What an idiot!
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Eva James
@wolfgirl569 (137080)
• Marion, Ohio
8h
That sounds like a stupid kid prank.
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Amber
@AmbiePam (122494)
• United States
8h
I thought it was a “crime” of a teenager, but it was a full grown man with too much time on his hands.
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Eva James
@wolfgirl569 (137080)
• Marion, Ohio
7h
@AmbiePam I would have guessed a kid.
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LooeyVille
@LooeyVille (48)
• United States
10h
What a jerk throwing those key’s out for no reason other than kicks
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Amber
@AmbiePam (122494)
• United States
10h
I can’t imagine the pain it was for everyone stuck there. Because as of this morning, the keys have yet to be given back to the owners. I guess Uber ended up being busy.
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