What a Weird Crime / myLot

United States

July 8, 2026 11:04am CST

So at Riverwind Casino in my city there was quite an odd crime. Some yahoo stole all the valet keys. I thought he was going to see if he could match the key with the car, and steal a nice one, but all he did was dump them all in a field. Because yes, they eventually found the keys, and the thief. What kind of fine or community service does one get when convicted of that crime? Have you heard of any weird crimes lately?

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Four Walls

@FourWalls (87213)

• United States

8 Jul

Is lying about our senator being alive considered a “crime”?

That sounds more like a “prank” than something intended to be truly “criminal,” even though it was wrong.

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Amber

@AmbiePam (125422)

• United States

8 Jul

I kind of agree. Maybe make the guy pay for all the Ubers people had to order? But it feels weird to arrest the guy. Lying about the current existence of a sitting senator is definitely downright weird.

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LooeyVille

@LooeyVille (27)

• United States

8 Jul

So many conspiracy theories flying around about Mitch McConnell

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Marie Coyle

@MarieCoyle (61905)

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10 Jul

@AmbiePam Downright weird is a good way to describe it!!

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Eva James

@wolfgirl569 (139512)

• Marion, Ohio

8 Jul

That sounds like a stupid kid prank.

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Amber

@AmbiePam (125422)

• United States

8 Jul

I thought it was a “crime” of a teenager, but it was a full grown man with too much time on his hands.

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Eva James

@wolfgirl569 (139512)

• Marion, Ohio

8 Jul

@AmbiePam I would have guessed a kid.

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snowy

@snowy22315 (211906)

• United States

9 Jul

That sounds like something a frat boy would do in a dare or something. Not recently, but last year we did have the raccoon on a rampage in the liquor store breaking bottles and drinking booze. It actually happened more than once. He got the nickname "Trash panda " It might have been better to call him Trashed Panda though.