The lifeguard was working hard today

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hahahaha just kidding. There is one girl who does a great job of keeping an eye on everything and cleaning the pool but the rest of the crew. . . not so much. We have the crazy guy who preaches about God and being gay. There's another young man who is pleasant enough but who is always on his phone. And today we had this. I've never seen him before and I don't care if I never do again. He wasn't rude or trying to convert people. He was like legit napping. I don't need a lifeguard when I'm floating in a pool with a deep end of 6 feet. I can swim. There are no rip tides in the pool. But people with children kind of rely on them as a second set of eyes. Nope. Bro was passed out. Yes this is what they charge us for.