My sports trousers almost fell down
By Jimbo45
@Ineeddentures (46819)
September 28, 2026 9:12pm CST
My sports trousers almost fell down
I was on my way round here to Siobhan's house with her Pepsi and I noticed that my pants were falling down making me walk slower
I found out what the problem was
My wallet is far too heavy because of all the money in it.
It's not a good problem to have to deal with is having too much money in a wallet, it doesn't even close properly.
Imagine if the trousers had fallen down - woops not good.
I can understand people who moan about not having money, but please, kindly put yourselves in my shoes for a moment and contemplate what weighed down sports pants are like to walk in
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11 responses
@LadyDuck (509702)
• Italy
6h
@Ineeddentures - I would have called the fake daughter and ask. Going out in the night with a lot of cash in our days is really not a good idea.
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@Ineeddentures (46819)
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8h
Yvonne said I should take my wallet in ase Siobhan wanted any money.
I didn't think it would be that heavy
I forgot I had about £3k in it
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@Ineeddentures (46819)
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4h
@LadyDuck
I know
I just picked it up without thinking
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@xFiacre (15467)
• Ireland
11h
@ineeddentures Oh the problems that beset us. Mine fell to my ankles crossing a busy road in Delhi. Fortunately this was in pre smart phone days so no smart Alec has photographic evidence. Traffic was wizzing all around, I was carrying two heavy bags trying to dodge cars to get to the other side. I was wearing the flimsiest of pyjama-type trousers which were all the rage and suddenly they were at my ankles. Thank goodness for nice and effective under things, all the drivers must have been thinking.
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@xFiacre (15467)
• Ireland
7h
@Ineeddentures It happened to an elderly gentleman at a wedding at which I was officiating. He was just out of the toilet and was standing minding his own business. He obviously hadn’t tethered them well after taking a leak and suddenly there were at his ankles and he didn’t even notice. I had to tell him then stand in front of him while he redeemed the situation. Took him quite a while to bend down that far to pull them up. A lesson for us all as we age.
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@Ineeddentures (46819)
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7h
@xFiacre " tethered them well"
Lol
A lesson for us all indeed
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@Ineeddentures (46819)
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8h
Lol
I can just picture that
I would laugh at your misfortune no doubt
Thank goodness for nice effective underthings right enough
@Ineeddentures (46819)
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5h
Laugh you may
If your wallet was as well filled as mine you would not be laughing
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@teamfreak16 (47101)
• Denver, Colorado
16h
My pants explode from having so much money stuffed into them. 
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@teamfreak16 (47101)
• Denver, Colorado
3h
@Ineeddentures - If I don't get all the cash balanced equally, I'll crash!
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@Ineeddentures (46819)
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3h
@teamfreak16
You need to be balanced.
You drove on the wrong side of the road
Hanging to the right might be better
@Ineeddentures (46819)
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8h
On a serious note it must be really problematic riding the bike with your pants stuffed full of money.
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@MommyOfEli2013 (94071)
• Rupert, Idaho
8h
First not sure what sports pants are. But I'd love to have that problem lol.
I'd just not carry my wallet - I never do anyway lol
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@MommyOfEli2013 (94071)
• Rupert, Idaho
5h
@Ineeddentures no them falling down isn't good, but having the problem because of a full wallet is nice
And fair enough
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@Ineeddentures (46819)
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8h
Joggers.
It's not a nice problem to have Courtney.
Sports pants falling down is not good.
I had to take it as Yvonne said I should as Siobhan might need money.
@Ineeddentures (46819)
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8h
Thank you for your understanding
And I didn't have any coins on me either.
I used one hand to hols my pants up.
They came off when I got in her house though.
She out all my clothing on the tumble drier to dry
Tumble dryers are expensive to run so I lightened my wallet by giving her some money for electricity and some other stuff she needed
When I got home Yvonne told me I was indeed a good fake daddy.
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@toniganzon (81809)
• Philippines
15h
Well, I think it would have been great if it did fall down!
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@Ineeddentures (46819)
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8h
Yes that's what Siobhan said
So anyway, she suggested a way that it would not happen again on my return journey
@wolfgirl569 (141194)
• Marion, Ohio
7h
That is an awful problem. Send me the money and then you won't have that problem 
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@Ineeddentures (46819)
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6h
Thats a practicle solution to my problem right enough
But my heavy wallet would cost a fortune to post
@Ineeddentures (46819)
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8h
Do you think so.?
A heavy wallet is actually not a good problem to have whilst walking in the rain
It wasn't so heavy walking back though.
@lovebuglena (53385)
• Staten Island, New York
18h
Wouldn’t it be nice to have that problem lol. Although sometimes when I put my phone in the back pocket of the sports pants I wear at home sometimes they fall down.
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@Ineeddentures (46819)
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8h
It's an awesome problem to have , zi can vouch for that
But the heavy wallet is not
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