What is the weirdest way you have injured yourself?

I am sure I will be the winner. One time I somehow stuck the prong of a pitchfork into the end of my toe. Not the top, the end. We have never figured out how. Another time I actually managed to drive a nail into my thumb. Thankfully I was using a hammer

I have never been injured strange or otherwise.

I’ve been clumsy my entire life, so you don’t have the time to read all of the weird ways that I’ve injured myself!

When we were really small we had a chain link fence around the yard, the part that us kids were to stay inside of anyways. The fence was 5 feet tall and there was a board that ran along about a foot from the top of it. It was to add support so that the fence didn't get weak and fall one way or the other. One Sunday afternoon, when my parents had another family over for a visit, us 4 kids and the 5 of them were playing on the fence. We were walking the boards in single file and then jumping off onto the other side, which was what we were NOT supposed to do. I jumped off of the board and on my way down My upper lip got caught on the top row of the chain link, leaving me hanging by my lip. The others had to tell our parents, who came to my aid. I had to be taken down, but the damage was done to the inside of my upper lip, it bled and had a very jagged cut. I remember the other family gathered their kids, packed them into their station wagon, and headed home. I never cried, the sight of that much blood of my own silenced me. I had to go into the hospital to have stitches put into the inside of my lip. It was sore for quite a while.

Iv stapled something onto myself by mistake

Kneeling on a jack and having a piece break off in your knee sounds awful, I winced reading that. The toe story is wild too, not knowing how it even happened but being carried to the bus. Mine was way less dramatic, I once sprained my ankle just stepping off a curb wrong.

I have injured myself several times in very silly ways. I got a bad burn a day that I had a metal pan in the oven, I forgot I had turned on the oven. I opened it and I grabbed the pan with my bare hand. I am glad I used my left hand, because it was out of order for several days.

I don't think I've had a strange injury. I trod on a chop bone once and I can still remember the feeling of it going into the sole of my foot.

I’m not even sure where to start, but I guess I’ll start with childhood injuries. Back in the 1960s sliding boards on the playground were made of real metal. My brother is four years older than me and he was going down the slide on his belly feet first. So I thought I could too. But you see, I was considerably shorter than him. When my feet hit the ground, my head hit the bottom edge of the metal sliding board and cut my forehead open from side to side. I had many Stitches and a pretty good size scar. Here’s an example of just one of my many Adult injuries. I was standing on a step ladder, scraping the ceiling of the front porch. I moved the step ladder to a new position to scrape in a new area, but I failed to notice that the porch had ended, and there was a several inch drop to the driveway so when I stepped up on the step ladder, I went completely down on my face