If your Toilet Could Talk, What Would It Say Right Before You Sit Down?
@miraclefreebies (3043)
United States
October 6, 2008 6:45pm CST
I smiled when I though of this question because I really can't imagine what toilets go through on a 24 hour basis having to deal with butts all the time. What if they were living things, OH my! How would they survive it? What do you think your toilet would say to you?
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@miraclefreebies (3043)
• United States
6 Oct 08
HeHe! I laughed very loud when I read that. That's a good one!
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@miraclefreebies (3043)
• United States
10 Oct 08
Hahehe! That's a very unique answer, I just lovit!
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@3SnuggleBunnies (16374)
• United States
7 Oct 08
I"m BLIND I'm BLIND! *ROTFLMAO*
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@3SnuggleBunnies (16374)
• United States
7 Oct 08
The toilet wishing it was blind, so it wouldn't have to see my tushie or any others in all their glory. ;) Or ones tushie is so hidious that one's psychie could cause temporary blindness!
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@miraclefreebies (3043)
• United States
7 Oct 08
Well I guess that's a good reason to want to go blind, huh? You didn't hear that from me,I'm just quoting your poor toilet.
@grammasnook (1871)
• United States
7 Oct 08
Aww man cut the sh#t, what did I do to deserve this?
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@miraclefreebies (3043)
• United States
7 Oct 08
Wow! A toilet that curses?.. I'm scared of your toilet.
@grammasnook (1871)
• United States
7 Oct 08
well wouldnt you get upset being used and abused all the time lol
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@miraclefreebies (3043)
• United States
6 Oct 08
Yea, I agree, I don't think it'll be glad to see you. You do visit it everyday. Haha!
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@psspurgeon1 (1109)
• United States
6 Oct 08
Mine would say "what have i done to you to deserve all this crap" or "stop giving me crap"
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@miraclefreebies (3043)
• United States
7 Oct 08
Ha! ha! he! he! Hey you tell it "Take this crap and shove it! I don't want no more crap out of you!"
@miraclefreebies (3043)
• United States
6 Oct 08
I'm glad mine can't talk, I'll tell it, "clean yourself, you smell like butt"
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@syankee525 (6261)
• United States
8 Oct 08
you ask, so here it is.. OH MY GOD MAN WHAT IN THE HELL DID YOU EAT. YOU ARE ONE SMELLY DUDE!!!!!!!!!NOT AGAIN.. '
OK YOU HAVE TO GO AGAIN???WHAT THE HELL DUDE.
MAN I HOPE YOU ARE GOING TO SRPAY THIS TIME..
HEY WHY YOU GOT TO TOSS BUGS IN ME AND PEE ON THEM AND YELLL TAKE THIS YOU %%%%&&%%
there i hope you got a good laugh...:)
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@miraclefreebies (3043)
• United States
8 Oct 08
Heck yea, I'm holding my stomach laughing, I hope I don't wake up the baby. That's freakin crazy..Hee hee! Make sure you spray this time.
@Chevee (5905)
• United States
10 Oct 08
It would say, Not you again, you just left and please flush me before you leave.
Or don't you think it is about time for me to take a vacation after all the work I have done.
Or where is that grand dog of yours that is always drinking my water.
And please tell those grand boys to try to aim straight I don't like pee all over me.
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@miraclefreebies (3043)
• United States
10 Oct 08
You go girl! I love yo style. Why don't you give that toilet a vacation already?..Hehe! Thanks!
@missybear (11391)
• United States
7 Oct 08
If my boyfriend would sit down the toilet would say "not your big butt again",
if it was me the toilet would say "i haven't seen you in a couple days, where have you been"
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@miraclefreebies (3043)
• United States
7 Oct 08
Ha ha!..What happened did you go and hibernate, since the toilet haven't seen you in 2 days. he he, thanks for your answer!
@RaiscaraAvalon (250)
• United States
14 Oct 08
Mine would probably say..."Oh, thank the gods its you, I thought it was that crazy 5 year old spawn again..."
Or "Will you STOP cleaning me woman? I'm a TOILET for pete's sake!"
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@schulzie (4061)
• United States
11 Oct 08
Man! What did I ever do to you?!? Do you even know the sacrifices I do for you every day? You take me for granted, but one day I won't be here and then what will you do. You just use me and then forget about me until you need me again! What about my needs!?!
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Have a great day and happy myLotting!!![/b]
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Have a great day and happy myLotting!!![/b]
@aminnagpure (297)
• India
16 Oct 08
i would say you grow up, leave toilets alone, if they would be speaking they would have always said bad words, whenever they saw any one approaching them
@AltheGreat2430 (2716)
• Philippines
11 Oct 08
Hahaha. If my toilet can talk it would probably say, "Eeeewwwww!!" I not just smile when thought of that question, I laugh. Happy posting!!
If my toilet can talk it would probably say, "Eeeewwwww!!" I not just smile when thought of that question, I laugh. Happy posting!! 1 person likes this
